roanna.bsky.social
Comedy novelist and gossip columnist for imaginary people. Was once called the Dorothy Parker of Austin, Texas. They might have been drunk. She/Her but not H.E.R (sadly).
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Like, this guy isn't normal, and we do have to talk about the fact that a certain group of uber-wealthy people have invented a fictional promised land and they're using all their money and power to drag us there, kicking and screaming.
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I stg, if that freeze frame of him flipping the bird isn’t the cover of a band album in the next year I’m gonna start worrying about the kids
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Here's how you can support Los Angeles immigrant communities and protesters during these ICE raids and police crackdowns.
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We should talk more about the fact that police and policing take up like half our local and state budget.
What if we could double our state budget?
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Who knew that the “T” in Low T stood for tyranny.
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Share this tutorial far and wide please!
youtu.be/V0iytr0qM90?...
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These 20s are not roaring like I wanted.
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I'm on tour and make the most money from direct sales at events. effinbirds.com/appearances
Next best, buy my books, cards or calendars at your local shop, or anywhere other than Amazon. Some suggestions: eatf.art
Or grab some fun merch from Threadless: effinbirds.threadless.com
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Speaking of JC Amberlyn’s illustrations (6 chapter opener cameo-style pieces), why not check some of ‘em out now!
undertakerbooks.com/products/the...
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Also: Riding along the river sounds so peaceful and relaxing. Must have been beautiful.
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The arts and crafts movement started out of defiance to the Industrial Revolution, so there’s precedent to this kind of push back
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😂 Exactly.
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If we had $, we’d go to the Dairy Queen. It had a hitching post, but most of the time, we’d just ride our horses through the drive thru. 😂 see also: Sonic. My aunt managed the one convenience store in town, so we could stop there for “supplies.”