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Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days. When our mama sang us to sleep, but now we're stressed out

Every timeline I jump to is worse than the last. Will it ever be good again?

Picture = 1000 feelings

I just heard someone say they wish this summer was shaping up to be a lot more Barbie and a lot less Oppenheimer.🤣😭🥂💙

I miss the days when I only knew who was president every couple of years instead of every goddam day when he says/does something so fucking stupid.

Well I hopped on here just to block JD Vance.

Again no words not needed Tony

So proud to be a part of this amazing morning. Location ocean beach San Francisco #nokings

So let me get this straight. In the last 24 hrs. We’ve had an assassination of a public figure. A failed assassination of a public figure. A dictator type parade for his birthday and we’re on the brink of WW3. Am I missing something?

🌻 Greta Thunberg being released... the internetWorld is gunna explode on this one c'mon lets make this interview statement Famous!!

www.reddit.com/r/cats/s/MrW... This is what made me smile today!

Did you not read the colony policy? that defines you as Company property that waivers your say in autonomy The conglomerate got you in lock and key We put the dollar back into idolatry If you’re upset, you can rent an apology We are a family forged in bureaucracy no I team but there’s con in economy

Sawyer is judging you.

🎯

Whelp. Another day another reason to dislike orange cheetos (iykyk)

If you’re team “deport kids with cancer”, you’ve picked the wrong fucking side.

I give up. I just can’t anything anymore.

So, is America great again? Asking for a friend

He is such a baby!

Me right now. One of my dogs was a bit ill last night after her dental. Sigh Tony

theonion.com/show-me-wher...

🤣🤣

I love all these MaGaTs over on TikTok crying that their business are going to go under thanks to trumps tariffs. But they’d vote for him again. But they want the liberals help to stay afloat. But they’re still racist. But we need to be more compassionate. GTFO

So, who is lesser intelligent? The man who’s had 1002 failed businesses or the people who voted him leader of the “free” world and believe he will make them all rich and their lives better despite all action to the contrary

Calgon take me away

Ok I know we’re in a tough time in America right now but someone made this and it shows that genius still exists

Omg I just realized the reality I’m in is if THE ONION was an entire timeline

www.reddit.com/r/chaoticgoo... I’m sorry how is this not election interference?

It’s important not to forget these things

Sawyer decided to go anime