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Charles Pierce calls him “Konztitooshunal Skolar Mike Lee.”
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The Mozart of bad takes.
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Kennedy Center Director Kid Rock has betrayed the legacy of Donald Trump by Rob Schneider (2030)
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dEmOcAtS aReN’t DoInG aNyThIng!!1! static01.nyt.com/newsgraphics...
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You do realize that makes no sense.
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Ooh, America has done bad things, so the Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact was not an abomination.
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Wait till he finds out what the Soviets were up to between September 1939 and June 1941.
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You do realize that mine is a parody of pundit-speak that plays off of Pitchbot’s earlier absurdist post.
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Are people here still butthurt over your Mexican flag suggestion? 🙄
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That you even have to explain this over multiple skeets is disheartening.
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Yup. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
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And you gotta love them for this:
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Putin assassinated the oligarchs who crossed him. Should Trump do the same thing to Elon Musk?
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Pete Hamill and Mike Royko fit that bill, too.
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Yes it is.
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And as today’s Musk madness was kicking off, Trump also managed to beclown himself in front of the German Chancellor. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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From Barry Blitt, national treasure.
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Every time Tesla stock loses a percentage point of value, an angel gets its wings.
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È un sociopatico che non vede altro che “do ut des”.
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Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
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Oppure l’autore di questa perla, scritta per un altro quotidiano.
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“Donald Trump is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.”
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“Pay no attention to the man behind the server.”
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(I’m guessing you’re new here. Pitchbot writes absurd parodies of media apologists for Trump; we commenters try to the same in his mentions.)
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My six-year old nephew asked me why the Ukrainians struck military targets deep inside Russia. When I told him that it’s because the Ukrainian government is woke, he cried.
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It’s like an avian amusement park in there.
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Articolo 75 della Costituzione dice “È indetto referendum popolare per deliberare l'abrogazione, totale o parziale, di una legge o di un atto avente valore di legge”. Non sapevo che servisse anche come terapia di gruppo.
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(It’s a parody of the homophonic insanity the Trump Administration produces day after day.)
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I believe the full quote was “that dinghy broad with the dead-eyed brats. No wonder Frank is stepping out on her with that stewardess.”
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BREAKING: U.S.S. Harvey Milk to be renamed U.S.S. Dan White. “Hostess Twinkies are a good, patriotic food, and this is a good way to honor White’s love of them,” said Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth in a statement.
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Is anyone in the White House Press Corps smart and/or brave enough to ask that question? (No, there isn’t.)
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Does "POLICE / MEDIC" mean guy on the left can treat his own heart attack?
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I’m old enough to remember “Heckuva job, Brownie.”
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"Successful Austrian Anschluss seen as moderating influence on Der Führer."
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I've always thought his idiocy stems from having more than a few loose screws.
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It is not possible to clone a full-grown human. So why does it feel like it is?
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"It's not the final solution, it's the friends you make along the way."
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Trump’s Biden-died-in-2020 retweet was a false flag operation to distract us from Glem’s sex tape.
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If it were tennis it would be game, set, and match Layla.
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“Findom, which I do not support . . .”
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Pokey was on the Grassy Knoll that day.
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www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/u...
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What’s with the black eye?