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Artist/writer. Editor of Unreal Tales Mag. Graduate of Flinders University. Tolkien fan, Star Wars fan. Gmail: robertjoscribe
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The score in the last act goes bonkers
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It helps that your posts might actually appear on people's feeds here
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She even tells him as he leaves that she feels like she's forgetting something... and the Doctor just deflects from her question. Like... she doesn't even know that her entire life's course has been changed without her consent. It's gross.
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I hate how RTD implies sexual violence for shock value and doesn't actually intend on exploring anything beyond its surface level.
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Basically the entire game is fundamentally broken from beginning to end. Black screens, sound glitches, cutscenes not loading, bizarre difficulty spikes that feel like your health is being drained for no reason. It's a disaster.
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This is the first element that stuck out to me as... particularly rushed and careless. I thought "how could they possibly not know this?"
Then I played the rest of the game and it became really clear to me just how rushed this "remaster" is. It's barely a remaster.
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The solution to this would be to simply swap the sticks around, so you can select a weapon with the right stick, while you keep moving with the left stick.
Yknow... like Doom 2016.
It just baffles me that they wouldn't put this one simple tweak in a remaster released in 2025.
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It's a boomer arena shooter where you... can't move while switching weapons.
In 1998, Doom figured out that movement is essential, so allowed you to move even while cycling weapons. Apparently, this is knowledge that developers in 2025 do not possess.
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First of all: The weapon wheel.
To select a weapon, you hold L1 and use the left stick. The left stick is also, y'know, the movement stick? So when you're switching between weapons, you can't walk or run. You have to stand still.
That alone ruins the entire game.
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It's like twice as expensive as it needs to be and there's like no games on it. Some people have way too much money idk
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Eli Roth's movies are like... what my mum thinks Quentin Tarantino films are.
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I never liked Eli Roth and now I actually have a good reason
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Joe Rogan knows he's wrong, but he's ultimately aware that the conspiracy mob is more profitable than pertaining to any form of scientific literacy. He must shout out and belittle any opposition to double the dedication of his already unhinged cult.
Almost like he's lying for money. Or something.
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Really embarrassing how Joe promotes this "men stronk" facade but then continues to attack Flint from the safety of his little podcast chair... after having Flint on and acting gracious with him in person. That's not what "strong men" do. That's what brittle, two-faced losers do.
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Yes.
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Now... that being said, Nintendo pricing literally every game, no matter what kind of game it is, at $80 (and never lowering it) is a different story. THAT'S insane.
But the vast majority of game companies aren't as anti-consumer (and bloated, and evil) as Nintendo.
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Genuinely one of the most unwatchably awful TV finales ever produced. Never seen anything quite like it.
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Is this real lmao
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Biden, Harris, and Trump and the current administration, are all very bad at what they're doing or trying to do. I believe that's the point Sooz is making.