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Sharks, Giants, Niners, Oregon football are the teams that ruin me. Occasional movie takes. Certified Gregghead. Cal Poly alum.
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Women’s College World Series is on at the bar and its winner take all??? This is lit. Someone update me with the storylines. Do I want Tech? I hate Mahomes

Top ITYSL/Tim Robinson names ranked 1. Mike Steaks 2. Tiny Dinky Daffy 3. Dr. Skull 4. Slish Valez 5. Draven 6. Bart Harley Jarvis 7. Carmine Leguzio 8. Tiny Boop Squig Shorterly 9. Little Denny Doo Dinkins 10. Mike “The Rock” Davis 11. Little Jeffy Jeremy 12. Taffy Lee Fubbins

#SuperRegional parlay anyone? $20 to pay $2600?

Very much enjoying the NHL in ASL broadcast. crowd noise, crowd intensity meter and on-screen graphics are great

This chick at my work said she flying out business class…how tf does someone afford to fly out every person in her major

I have no idea what I'm doing but it's fun. Do any of these contracts make sense?

West Virginia has 5 errors....and the lead????? #NCAABaseball

Oxford looks like a fun place to watch a baseball game

Catcher in baseball is the coolest position of all the sports

How about you mind your own damn business

That foul ball reversed to a home run on the field in the Wright State Vandy game...if that's not home cookin' ...idk what is

College baseball tourney day 1? Hmm?

For anyone who opposes the Tush Push, I have some words of advice: Get gud (Not an Eagles fan)

Bruins fans very eager to congratulate Don Sweeney on his extension, look at all the replies!

Niners didn't have an option. They had to pay Purdy. Only a couple years left in this aging team's window. One of two things happen next year the way I see it:

Pretty sure security just kicked out a fan for yelling something at Marchand after he left the ice

Is it supposed to be cute that the 35 y.o. guy who filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy and has one year left on his contract is showing up to his NHL game in a Rolls-Royce? What a moron

You could make up a beer league lineup of former Sharks still in the playoffs (five guys short of an actual NHL lineup)

Bouchard and Jones in their own zone 😵‍💫

Possibly an unpopular opinion: if you make the play-in tournament, you should be removed from the NBA draft lottery

This is how you do a spin-off. No major characters, but minor ones (Oscar). Add a brilliant lead actor (Domhnall Gleeson), while keeping the original showrunner (Greg Daniels) …this show is going to be good. Oh yeah and Eric Rahill is going to be an effing star by this time next year.

Buster Posey and Bob Melvin convincing Luciano to play first

I know he’s being screened there…but man…Woll should have that

This is unfortunate. Bad injury with the torn patellar. Bosa remains pretty much the only good D-lineman Lynch/Kyle have ever drafted (if I’m not mistaken). We’ll see if Mykel Williams and co can change that.

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There are so many qualified NHL head coaching candidates who have never held that title…and the league insists on hiring the same shitty old guys. It’s truly sad

Steph Curry’s hamstring lies in the hands of Rick Celebrini. The future of San Jose hockey lies in the hands of Macklin Celebrini. Bay Area has quite a bit invested into this family 🫡

Sharks get Misa and/or Schaefer? I'm down

Quinton Byfield has arrived. What a player

Wild fans trying to get back in the arena

Wild fans are actually leaving the game down 2 goals with 4 minutes left?

So this Shedeur dropping in the draft + prank call is going to be a 30 for 30, yeah?

The Oilers Kings game is on the Forensic Files channel hell yeah

“Reaves should be in the lineup next game for the Leafs” - Don Cherry and your great uncle

Weird hunch: Auston Matthews is going to score at least once before this game ends

Imagine spending your hard-earned dough on a Heat playoff ticket when they’re down 0-3 in the series….and they lose the first quarter 43-17. Lol