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Chief Jncologist - DeVry Institute of Technology - Columbus Campus, Sword Owner, Muscular Class. So many stairs.
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I don't know if you spend any time on Twitter anymore, but the first 100 comments on ANYTHING are nothing but blue checkmark MAGA/Libertarians talking about how much they hate Trans people or bootlicking Elon and/or Trump. It's a really boring and shitty place to be.

Yappin.

I'm doing the only thing a man of my age can do these days: invitational guest on a beer podcast.

Embracing my mid 40s and getting inextricably into Prog Rock. Radiating cold shafts of glass rn.

This pain you gave to mayyyhayyyy

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

what what

Lemme tell you, that first Ambien after a week off of it was pretty amazing. First sleep in a week that I didn't wake up 3+ times.

I've been randomly jumping around early/mid 00's movies that had any Oscar noms and landed on 21 Grams (Del Toro Supporting Actor Nom, 2004) Interesting movie but baffling layout. 3 couples(?) with interconnected stories and it just randomly caroms around in the timeline. Hard to follow.

Everyone gets to resist in their own way and all but for the love of God can we get past the (sincere) Orange Man Drumpf jabs. I can't handle the resist lib cringe shit anymore.

They're really on Naked and Afraid telling these people that there's a Bigfoot nest. Like, "local experts" came in to tell them they found a Bigfoot nest. I don't even know.

I got to see Pete Crow-Armstrong play in a High-A minor league game a few years back and the man was obviously out of place. Then I found out why he's so good: he never forgot.

Local art festivals

Yes 'Cers!!

I paid SEVEN DOLLARS for a boy's HS Sectional Baseball game because one of the players was on pace to set a national record for most Hit By Pitch in one season. And he didn't get it and they lost so he doesn't get another shot at the ring :(

Thank you for your service.

I went to this medical office in Ft Wayne, IN yesterday and the elevator arrival chime was the first two notes of "Crank Dat" by Soulja Boy. I didn't have anyone locally to share this information with.

A horrible thing happened where I didn't finish my rented library audiobook and some fucker, some villain put a hold out on it. And they don't have a physical or ebook copy.

I went to a strip mall Japanese restaurant yesterday and they had these catastrophically large sushi rolls, like 2.5" diameter that were impossible to eat. Of all the things to try to innovate with sushi, I think the size is pretty standardized for a good reason.

I'm sure this Neurologist will know how to fix me. I'm sure it's this guy, this time.

"New Jersey to spread to 6 other surrounding states, terrifying residents."

I think I've just realized that George killed Susan entirely due to the comedy stylings of Paul Risner in Mad About You.

Begrudgingly eating from the Love's Travel Stop Roller Grill only because they're a title sponsor for the OKC Thunder

Been on a Détente with my job lately, but they broke some shit again for the 12th (negligent damage) time and called me on my day off which is an extreme violation of my 'Do Not Hassle Me' rule. So I get to deal with this week of THAT and being on call. Really running out of gas.

I feel like I've suffered some sort of concussion watching this last episode of The Rehearsal.

Her.

They should make drugs you can do when you're in traffic.

An hour+ stuck driving into Indy. I no longer respect the manual transmission.

Doing the Indy 700 tomorrow - driving to race way too early in the morning and driving home after.

Hell of a day. Shuffleboard and brewing beer in the park.

I think I'm just gonna watch every Charlize Theron movie, for artistic purposes. In The Valley of Elah (2007) Somehow Tommy Lee Jones (nom Best Actor) was in this with Josh Brolin and No Country for Old Men in the same year. Good, but Racist Grandpa Gran Torino vibes.

I say this in confidence, but I have a Puddle of Mudd song stuck in my head and I wish someone would just take it all away.

I saw this IG Reel about a guy getting his medical labs sent to a provider that was outside of his insurance coverage without being told after it being fine for years, just changed for no reason, and I was thinking oh wow that would suck. that would suck right. if that happened.

Very funny to get a mental inventory of Weird Medical Problems as you get older. I've heard of people going to the ER for Precordial Catch Syndrome when they're in the 20s and it almost seems like something they should teach you in school.

Am I crazy or did we just have a convo about how we can't fund cancer research?

The OKC Thunder home crowd is all sedate, all in Blue team t-shirts. A little different vibe than the Knicks home crowd.

I thought something was in the water this week. My Monday was horrendous and now the hospital is actually Full for the first time since Covid? I think we had 4 Stroke Alert overhead messages and a Helicopter today. I was called twice today to conjure up equipment that we don't have.

MAGA seems to be running cover for Trump's deportations by saying that Bill Clinton did it too. Ok? Fuck him also? But I was 14 back then and unable to interface with the US Political system? This is not a Gotcha. Fuck it, throw Obama in the slammer too. They're all guilty.

You absolutely do not have to give it to Richard Nixon but that dude was dead on about pineapple and cottage cheese.

Took an Ambien just before OT last night so I got to relive that shot again this morning 🫡