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Hell-based tanghulu sales. Let’s go Mets, baby, love da Mets, etc.
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Alternatively, the Rays also beat the Red Sox on Pride Night in Boston, so it’s possible that the Rays are simply powered by the queer energy contained within a stadium
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(Please note that I have no evidence aside from them, on this special night of Pride, giving up a ton of runs and looking at three strikes in the game’s last at-bat, respectively.)
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I don’t even think you need to do all that. Literally all I did to set up shop here was use sky follower bridge to find my twitter people, but if I didn’t know about that tool I could’ve done the same thing manually.
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Was traveling during election season and caught ads for the local House race—and then realized I couldn’t figure out who the Dem was because both candidates were campaigning on THE CRISIS AT THE BORDER. Was the district in Texas, say, or another border state? Nope, Long Island!
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Yeah, it’s pride night!!
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The more I look, the worse it gets
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I have no idea who he is, but how did no one tell the dude with the Trenton Bridge ad that his hair was flipped all funny before they started filming?
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STOP HITTING MY BOYS
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Also we should ban military language from police work. These schmucks will be talking about “tours” and “civilians” and like, for fuck’s sake you mean “shifts” and “your neighbors,” you absolute assholes
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(Is joke, they did the right thing)