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so she says 'whats melty, I'm talking about neko ar'- oh my god. Holy shit. Deborah turn your TV on. A-Any channel. No, I'm serious. Do you...? Yeah. Yeah, I guess they're still not- It doesn't look like an accident. I- hold on. [Covering receiver, shouting] honey! They just- Penn just *ate* Teller!

Can't stand sea lions. "Or or or or" or what bitch. Spit it out.

The Cass Review gets peer reviewed and absolutely shredded Cass is the Wakefield of our time. A scandal in broad daylight

all the FBI agents who work in the Goad Mentally Ill Teenagers Into Doing Something department are gonna be out of a job

You always see clothes with art from queer artists like Keith Herring, well someone get me in touch with JCPenny because I'm about to be a millionaire

Pretty much a given that anyone who prefers the aerosmith version of Walk this way over Run DMC's is a white supremacist

NEW! Sworn declarations filed last night confirm the Trump admin sent INNOCENT people to rot in prison El Salvador, including a professional soccer player jailed and tortured by the Maduro regime, who entered this country LEGALLY to seek asylum, and who has NO CRIMINAL RECORD in either country.

(to the tune of "Answers") My two lovely uncles,

Crucial reading for everyone

I called my dad yesterday and mentioned that they might not want to assume that social security checks would arrive on time. His response was "I don't have to worry about that, it's all computerized", which I thought was an interesting look into how people assume DOGE's cuts won't affect them.

My take is that we should persecute these people mercilessly by any legal means necessary.

Scratch a liberal, and a fascist bleeds. Many democrats cannot be trusted to do anything but chase what they think will get them votes, rather than hold a single principle that isn't fed to them by the same consultants as Republicans.

Now every day is trans day of visibility

this is also, and not coincidentally, how antisemitism works and the rhetorical function it serves

Might have to start donating to Wikipedia, which is currently the best curated source of info regarding this illegal admin and will surely continue to come under fire. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Departm...

I wish I could go back to just before my idk 7th or 8th birthday and tell my mom thanks but no thanks on that NES.

i rely on medicaid to get my regular bipolar psych meds and care. medicaid is what allows me to work and live independently and function reasonably well. if you've ever enjoyed my comics in the past, or plan to enjoy my comics in the future, please call! hell even if you just enjoy my posts lmao

Die más. Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix. tacobellquarterly.org/poem-in-the-...

not dangerous like an evil genius. dangerous like a dog driving a train

(Hakaider doodle) Justice? This is what I do with it... I burn it... in flames 🥀🔥

I understand why these stories exist but it’s important to be clear that he’s not “saving” 16 billion, he’s choosing, personally, without oversight, to wipe out 16 billion dollars of government services to veterans and the disabled and food safety etc etc

That’s how you write a headline, people.

Washington Post is reporting that the US Gov't program to send free COVID tests to households will be shut down tonight, and the remaining tests destroyed. If you haven't already ordered yours in the latest batch (autumn 2024's) it's super quick & easy, price $0.00 covidtests.gov

hello cis friends this is what people mean by trans genocide if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist

I can’t go to my apartment because I was assaulted Friday night by an alcoholic neighbor who killed his dogs & is threatening to shoot & kill everyone in the complex. I’m a trans woman in Texas & a low wage grad student, and going to be living out of hotels for a ~week. Anything rly helps 💕🐾💕🐾

Senate Democrats have the power to block federal contracts to Tesla and SpaceX. It’s the path to pushing Musk out of politics.

Tshirt that says "I <3 SCALPING" that comes pre-riddled with bullet holes for your convenience

This is not a U.S. Marshal, Federal Protective Service, or any other federal law enforcement officer. This is a private security guard from Triple Canopy. He has no authority to block members of Congress who have oversight of the EPA from entering the building.

Begging some hero in the Department of Ed to rename the student loan record file folder "DEI training materials" before unlocking the door for the DOGE bros

Every one of these guys thinks they’re Oppenheimer mixed with Andrew Carnegie and they own something called SplortDotCom that got bought by Boozoo

MORE BARGING

Had a convo recently where the other person--an educated liberal!--was shocked to learn <2% of Americans are trans, puberty blockers are temporary & reversible, and virtually no minors get gender-affirming surgeries. The right is so, so good at inflating things into boogeymen.

Not a burning priority right now given the state of things but God willing when the new world order rises from the ashes of the bourgeois institution we can all band together and do away with Genius Lyrics contributors

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal theonion.com/think-t...

Good morning, @aaron.bsky.team. I don't think it's good for the long term health of this platform to let off-site bad actors manipulate the moderation system like this. There's nothing "rude" about protecting trans kids, this is just censorship on behalf of Nazis.

- Get a secure email account (Proton, Tuta, etc) and start migrating your texts to Signal. - Switch your OS to Linux. - If you haven't yet, delete your Meta and X accounts. - Invest in a VPN. - Start using a password manager (Bitwarden, etc) and update passwords. - Encrypt your files and data.

chappell they could never make me hate you

This 2021 oped accurately predicted everything that’s now happening. Go read it — it sounded the alarm while liberals went back to brunch.

i'm fine with being called a crank