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If you’re too lazy to think of your own post, just repost this one.

Having finished his job of reducing wasteful government spending, Elon Musk now returns to his day job of blowing up rockets.

Far-right Tommy Robinson is now far out.

Man of the people* *people with appalling dress sense

Interestingly, ‘the manosphere’ is what I call my right bollock.

“Cogito ergo bum” - René Descartes gets frisky after a couple of drinks.

A very happy birthday to Bob Dylan, the American Donovan.

Say what you like about him, but it’s impressive that he can speak with a piano keyboard in his mouth.

Why leopards eating your face might actually be a good thing. Welcome to my TED Talk.

I’ve done a huge amount of background research and conducted a deep and intensive study of international politics and diplomacy. I’ve now reached the irrefutable conclusion that Donald Trump can fuck right off.

I see Ron and Russell Mael are at the airport. Sparks will fly.

I wonder what Trump’s ’Golden Dome’ is modelled on. Puzzling.

I see we’ve “surrendered to Europe”. I didn’t even know we’d been at war with them. Sneaky blighters.

The hair dye was sucked into his brain and then leaked out through his face. It’s the only logical explanation.

@mattleys.bsky.social I see you’ve opened a shop.

I can think of nothing more important. Questions must be asked, heads must roll, etc etc

Big deal. I’ve been doing that for years. Saved a fortune on toilet rolls.

I thought Keir Starmer was already doing that.

So many bitterly disappointed Star Wars fans here today. Perverts.

My woke Pope.

I don’t know why there’s all this fuss about a new Popeye.

I wrote this post using AI and that’s why it’s shite.

Trump Live Updates: he’s still a ghastly twat.

Of the will

Please look back through my old posts as I can’t be bothered to post anything today.

Make people think you’re Keir Starmer by behaving like Nigel fucking Farage.

Local man in superglue accident.

“Swearing is the sign of a limited vocabulary” - some old fucker.

The Poop.

My homeopath refused my offer of payment by letting him lick a £50 note. Hypocrite.

Protect your kierkes with a Kierkegaard.

Just did a fart so bad it stood as a Reform candidate.

Vote Saxon

Maybe it’s a good thing that the President of the United States is an absolute fuckwit. Only time will tell.

I have the perfect beach body. Washed-up and bloated.

These people worrying about who uses toilets should try going into one after I’ve been in there. That’ll give them something to complain about.

Definitely not woke.

“What do you mean by sharted?”

A salt-water bivalve mollusc that lives in a brackish habitat. And an oyster.