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If you’re too lazy to think of your own post, just repost this one.

submitted 2 hours ago • 3 comments

Having finished his job of reducing wasteful government spending, Elon Musk now returns to his day job of blowing up rockets.

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

Far-right Tommy Robinson is now far out.

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

Man of the people* *people with appalling dress sense

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

Interestingly, ‘the manosphere’ is what I call my right bollock.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

“Cogito ergo bum” - René Descartes gets frisky after a couple of drinks.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

A very happy birthday to Bob Dylan, the American Donovan.

submitted 5 days ago • 10 comments

Say what you like about him, but it’s impressive that he can speak with a piano keyboard in his mouth.

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

Why leopards eating your face might actually be a good thing. Welcome to my TED Talk.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve done a huge amount of background research and conducted a deep and intensive study of international politics and diplomacy. I’ve now reached the irrefutable conclusion that Donald Trump can fuck right off.

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

I see Ron and Russell Mael are at the airport. Sparks will fly.

submitted 8 days ago • 6 comments

I wonder what Trump’s ’Golden Dome’ is modelled on. Puzzling.

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

I see we’ve “surrendered to Europe”. I didn’t even know we’d been at war with them. Sneaky blighters.

submitted 10 days ago • 6 comments

The hair dye was sucked into his brain and then leaked out through his face. It’s the only logical explanation.

submitted 13 days ago • 19 comments

@mattleys.bsky.social I see you’ve opened a shop.

submitted 13 days ago • 4 comments

I can think of nothing more important. Questions must be asked, heads must roll, etc etc

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

Big deal. I’ve been doing that for years. Saved a fortune on toilet rolls.

submitted 15 days ago • 4 comments

I thought Keir Starmer was already doing that.

submitted 15 days ago • 4 comments

So many bitterly disappointed Star Wars fans here today. Perverts.

submitted 16 days ago • 6 comments

My woke Pope.

submitted 20 days ago • 4 comments

I don’t know why there’s all this fuss about a new Popeye.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

I wrote this post using AI and that’s why it’s shite.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Trump Live Updates: he’s still a ghastly twat.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Of the will

submitted 24 days ago • 6 comments

Please look back through my old posts as I can’t be bothered to post anything today.

submitted 24 days ago • 3 comments

Make people think you’re Keir Starmer by behaving like Nigel fucking Farage.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Local man in superglue accident.

submitted 26 days ago • 8 comments

“Swearing is the sign of a limited vocabulary” - some old fucker.

submitted 26 days ago • 3 comments

The Poop.

submitted 26 days ago • 14 comments

My homeopath refused my offer of payment by letting him lick a £50 note. Hypocrite.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Protect your kierkes with a Kierkegaard.

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

Just did a fart so bad it stood as a Reform candidate.

submitted 28 days ago • 14 comments

Vote Saxon

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Maybe it’s a good thing that the President of the United States is an absolute fuckwit. Only time will tell.

submitted 29 days ago • 10 comments

I have the perfect beach body. Washed-up and bloated.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment