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how much do you think i could sell these invite codes for

submitted 13 hours ago • 10 comments

I’d rather a friend call me an asshole than an asshole call me a friend.

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

My hog is named “The Alcoa Hour”. No one in line at the ATM seems at all reassured by this news

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

put those away, JEZEBEL

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Christina this isn't fair. This isn't sporting. You mustn't.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

that's a shame dot gif

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

I've been shrieking and yelling since first thing this morning

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

That’s impossible!!!

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

I don't know if this is a tip or a trick or a hack but whenever I look up a recipe now I instinctively disregard anything dated 2024 onward, unless it's a site I recognize (ex. Serious Eats). Why take a chance?

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Me: *breathes* Mac OS: yes, this window should be expanded to cover the entire screen

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

god move

submitted 11 hours ago • 8 comments

girl that leather jacket is busted. it looks like shit. it probably cost taxpayers $8000

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

anyway, more Naruse in the Criterion Collection would fix me up nicey nice

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

scrapping the Tappan Zee (one of the most elegant names for a bridge, ever) and naming the one built in its place the "Governor Mario M. Cuomo Bridge", by itself, is reason enough to exile that piece of shit from NY state forever

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

I want to know what the weather forecast looks like but I’m secretly hoping the weather website takes a moment to advertise AllBirds shoes to me. I got bare feet and money burning a hole in my pocket weatherman!!

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

it's velcro'd on? not sewn? you can't even stand by your freak crypto-Nordic imagery for longer than a week? that "patch" looks like it was handed out during the ride over

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

I don't have any concern that AI is going to become so good that we won't be able to tell the difference between the slop and the human-authored real shit. CGI in movies has been a constant for 35+ years and it only looks worse. And that's a better class of programmers by far.

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

Elon's right, the sun poses an imminent danger to the planet Earth. Time to face facts!

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

same but with "oh no, you're fine!"

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

a lot going on but I hope JK Rowling's last words are something along the lines of "Excuse me, you're not my usual driver. Where's--

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

happy pride

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Joey? Do you like movies abo en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Gla...

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

I don't remember this character.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

I can't see anyone in these photos

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

ok that's pretty good

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

working actors? is that a euphemism for something

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

Logan Roy kicks off and it's quickly revealed that his entire fortune is mortgaged eleventy-seven times by the House of Saud and he spent every waking moment trying to hoover up government contracts to delay the inevitable

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

you used to be able to hit a policeman square on the dome with a comically large mallet and his pants would fall down and would keep falling down while he tried to direct traffic and shake his fist at you

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

I think they should see a doctor

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

finally, a definitive answer to "is Pepsi okay?" because apparently Pepsi is not okay!!

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Annnnd roll the credits!

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

- Did you finish the cover art for the Mr. Arkadin DVD? - Sure did boss. Real "first day on the job, last day on the job" effort like you asked - what

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments