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I don't think Kristy Noem could explain socialism even if you threatened her with a drawing of Snoopy as Joe Cool

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Paulie's Sicily arc, god. on the last day some old guy says "Where a you from" and, walking away, he proudly declares "I'm from America!" and (in Italian so he doesn't understand) the old guy shouts "Ah, you from NATO, eyy you cut the cables on our street cars!" that show, fuck.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Happy Pride, patriots!!!

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

"I'm being followed. Can you do anything about it?" *not missing a beat* "Yes I can." Best cab driver in cinema history and we never see his face.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

COMMUNISM IS THE ONLY WAY WE'RE GONNA SAVE OUR OWN ASSES

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

so Roger's mother has that line at his DWI hearing "Roger.... pay the two dollars". I used to think that was what drunk driving citations cost in 1959. Turns out it's an old vaudeville chestnut, referring to a sketch in which a well-off man's lawyer insists he *not* pay the two dollar fine for /

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

big props to Hitchcock & Bass & co for making NORTH BY NORTHWEST one of the all-time best-looking movies (in VistaVision or not) but also kicking off a god-tier title sequence with the most hideous MGM logo imaginable

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Happy Pride, patriots!!!

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Rpatz and Kstew are making this whole ass century about which one of them is actually the best of us. It's still looking like a photo finish.

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

it's honestly a shame there was never an opportunity to have William Demarest reprise his Muggsy in a Superman movie, where he's breathlessly trying to convince everybody that Clark Kent and Superman are "very positively da same fella!"

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

these photos were taken on the same day

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

maybe he should have shown up fully masked in tactical gear and no identifying information like a badge or a name-plate

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

hey if they're so afraid of socialism let's just do it then

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

I don't think Kristy Noem could explain socialism even if you threatened her with a drawing of Snoopy as Joe Cool

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

I've always had difficulty making hard-boiled eggs where the shells don't stick and so I was perusing some blogs about it and it hit me that my # 1 problem was that I insist on buying fresh, organic eggs. apparently you have to use eggs that have been hanging around, nearing their best-by date??

submitted 12 hours ago • 3 comments

folks, framed.wtf like, c'mon. toy with me will you? I'll box your ears

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

This gets better on every re-watch like The Godfather

submitted 12 hours ago • 4 comments

(my correct guess redacted) for a certain type of unreconstructed nerd cinephile these other guesses are very strange and amusing

submitted 12 hours ago • 3 comments

today's Connections, I don't know if I'm up for it. man wasn't supposed to see that many gerunds, that densely arranged, without going mad.

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

Paulie's Sicily arc, god. on the last day some old guy says "Where a you from" and, walking away, he proudly declares "I'm from America!" and (in Italian so he doesn't understand) the old guy shouts "Ah, you from NATO, eyy you cut the cables on our street cars!" that show, fuck.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

in Ghostbusters I should clarify I'm referring to the movie of Ghostbusters from 1984, that he was in fuck!

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Moranis appreciation abounds today and I'm reminded of the running monologue/commentary that Louis does at his big soiree - apparently all ad-libbed by Moranis? - is god-tier, as good as anything he did on SCTV (and pretty much everything he did on SCTV was god-tier)

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

there's never been a better time to dress up in tactical mall cop shit and disappear a few people you don't like

submitted 14 hours ago • 5 comments

I told you we’d be back

submitted 14 hours ago • 1446 comments