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last thing you see before you die

Tough but fair

Atta Boy (George)

If I see Henry King or King Vidor or King Hu anywhere near these marches I will rip shit I swear

i ran over gary sinise in my GMC yukon and dragged his body for almost six miles

John Carpenter is the master of horror and keeping it real. Here Carpenter lights a cigarette and talks about why he stopped going to the “Masters of Horror” dinner parties.

I've always been pretty indifferent to sports but I lived an 8-minute subway ride from here for 15-odd years, in one of the Pride-est neighborhoods in the world (Jackson Heights baybeee; Frederick Wiseman knows) so it's heartening to see tha Mets are staying strong while so many others are folding.

best meme i ever made

my favorite poster website has an original Fr. 1-sheet for THE MARQUISE VON O.... for **a hundred bucks**. The challenge is French one-rs are 22" more in height than American ones, which presents some predictable challenges for me, space-wise.

Day 4 another 3 day gap, gotta stop with that only jogged/walked for about 9 minutes, had to quit. my health says my oxygen intake is improving! haha if you say so. so I went to the gym for the first time in over a month. incline bench press and barbell curls, that was it for me.

it's really disconcerting when you're expecting a package and you go to the tracker and the delivery vendor is named like LASER-SHIP or BUDL like baby you folks don't even have a website I can go to, wtf

Q: do you store your phys media (Blu-rays etc) in closed cabinets or in some other way that helps keep the dust away?

Light as a feather, smorg as a board

I think this guy's gotta go to the ER, he's in rough shape

reminds me of one of my most precious memories from living in NYC, some barrel-chested oligarch-looking mf leaving his Lambo parked all cattywampus in front of the Plaza Hotel and it getting towed away within *seconds*

"I'm still punk as fuck" I say as I turn this one-nap morning into a two-nap morning

I don't remember what the exact percentage of SAG-AFTRA members I was told don't even clear > $5k/year from acting but the smallness of the number was disorienting to say the least.

oh hey I didn't know your clown ass dad was a Roman soldier www.livescience.com/archaeology/...

well this certainly helps explain why I want to lie down all the time and I had that bout with chronic nausea that lasted for about 6 months

this is a partial 2025 pay chart for active duty enlisted servicemembers. in lieu of alt text (it's a spreadsheet with numbers) I'll link to the source. it's the majority of who I'd assume will be deployed... well anywhere. www.military.com/sites/defaul...

what's not to like about a Los Angeles deployment? besides the fact that you can't afford to be there and you can't get anywhere and you likely have 3 hrs of free time per day, tops

Dick Durbin in the 1860s would be like "I'm proud to have worked with slavers and anti-abolitionists alike on commonsense legislation such as the Fugitive Slave Protection Act, which will ensure that runaway slaves aren't mistreated following their return to their beloved masters"

if you think every voice actor is a millionaire, you are not immune to propaganda and would not survive the winter, sorry.

the Marines have repeatedly tried to contact Norma Desmond following her visit to the studio, not to offer her a part but because her vintage Rolls Royce is "far out" and "has just the retro look we've been searching for"

my babbies