rsanders.bsky.social
Existing quietly (sometimes) at the intersection of sports & a few dialects of nerdery. I constitute a fraction of @numbersmlb.bsky.social.
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Cleveland scored 6 runs in 3 games (all 6 in a single game) as they rolled over and allowed St. Louis to sweep this weekend with minimal effort. Naturally they will arrive at Wrigley hungry and likely play their best series of the year, as it is written in the scrolls.
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Nothing going on offensively today. Cubs looking to celebrate Shitty Loss Sunday again.
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get Luis Arraez off this and every leaderboard. Cheap bloop singles merchant
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A proper thrashing. Do more of that.
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a hill and a flagpole in dead center field. Obscene.
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I mean, if not now, when?
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"Wanna know how I find all these clips?"
absolutely the fuck not
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the pockets do all that?
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hunt it, capture it, put it in a zoo for money
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both of the talentless POS Ateams chasing the Cubs will register easy victories tonight and likely all weekend, so we’re back to eyeing how long until the Cubs are no longer atop the division.
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well. Back to losing badly and laughing at how little help two worthless franchises like Cleveland and Colorado will be this weekend.
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that's fine. I see what constitutes "national attention" these days.
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good man.
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and what are we going to do with these takes if we see them in the wild, Sean?
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he got that 🐕 in him
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I choose to believe Santa is an Inhuman who hit the jackpot in the Terrigenesis lottery
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that’s why the cheese has holes
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protect the Batavia Creamery in downtown Batavia
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do I have to fight someone
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probably easier for that team to just relocate to Nashville and stop attempting to waste everyone’s time
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if you’re referring to the team I assume you are, if anyone shows up for a game, they assume the solitary fan doing so is him and arrest him.
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another shit game against bottom feeding hitters. Daily.
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my least favorite Star Trek races
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cheers to another uncompetitive losing effort against a bag of losers. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings. Two home run game for Dicky Donglefucker, just up from Triple-A? Could be!
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it’s like they’re shown a list of the worst loser shit on the opposing team and they pick the four dumbest to get knocked around by
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I THINK I’VE JUST LOST MY MIND
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
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I keep saying you can’t keep getting kicked in the face by the shittiest hitters on a daily basis and apparently I’m wrong, you CAN, BECAUSE THEY KEEP FUCKING DOING IT
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This is completely unacceptable. Play like this the entire week against these absolutely talentless pieces of fucking shit and the division will be gone. Good fucking work against these no talent piece of shit assholes.
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“Brendan Donovan”? You can crawl back to the foul pit that spawned you too.
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terrific inning. jesus fuck.
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Happy anniversary
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incredibly real and unironic Pirate Parrot cheer card shit
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Ben Brown
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did the team provide a jersey number
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"people are telling me I can't post about sports!" = "I was told Steph Curry couldn't shoot."
no they aren't. block them and go about your day=