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It's the 50th anniversary of Jaws. Here's the original Czechoslovakian poster from my collection.

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Great minds think alike, as if shitty ones don't too.

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I spilled schadenfreude all over my weltschmerz.

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It's a real mix of emotions when it becomes apparent that someone's taken harmonica lessons.

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I pronounce drone like Jerome.

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If anybody ever does an Italo Calvino Baron Of The Trees mod for an Assassin's Creed game, let me know.

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I recently added these MPS/SABA Piano Trio platters to my stacks. Joyously insightful music by cats at the top of their game having an absolute blast while knocking it out of the park across the board. Dig it. #vinyl #mpsrecords #wolfgangdauner #yancykörössy #vinylcommunity #records

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One thing I miss about drinking is sometimes I would black out and do all my laundry.

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I collect vintage pictures of couples. Here are a couple.

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Great thread on hippo testicles

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Rope swings seemed fun before the Internet.

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I collect Czech music, with a focus on the mid-70s Prague scene on Supraphon and Panton. I've got a ton of 45s (always looking for Mini Jazz Klub 7"s!). Dig it.

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I would bet that a majority of women have had a period that is more uncomfortable than the average vasectomy.

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This movie had a stranglehold on me when I was ten. I still say rubles rubles rubles when anybody pirouettes dramatically. youtu.be/96fetiB5RmQ?...

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I've been collecting MPS/SABA recordings for a while, and finally managed to cross this one off my wantlist. Jazz Quintet + traditional Koto trio = Magic.

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Dr Seuss Midnight Paintings

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Going through my French section of the stacks today.

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Rosinha de Valença is one of my favorite musicians. I'm always keeping an eye out for records of hers that I don't have. That list keeps getting shorter.

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I can't even name three bowls.

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Sloths would be so scary if they were fast.

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My progress in RPGs is often most accurately measured by my relationship to Bears.

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We're gonna run out of wall space with all this writing

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The best billboard I ever saw was advertising Affordable Boudoir Photography For The Everyday Woman, and I mean it when I tell you that they absolutely nailed all those points.

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Explanation Points should be a punctuation mark.

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The two wolves inside of me would both like a pup cup please.

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My friend started dating a bartender who wants to do stand-up. She did not mention his part-time job at a red flag factory.

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It's the 50th anniversary of Jaws. Here's the original Czechoslovakian poster from my collection.

Great minds think alike, as if shitty ones don't too.

I spilled schadenfreude all over my weltschmerz.

It's a real mix of emotions when it becomes apparent that someone's taken harmonica lessons.

I pronounce drone like Jerome.

If anybody ever does an Italo Calvino Baron Of The Trees mod for an Assassin's Creed game, let me know.

I recently added these MPS/SABA Piano Trio platters to my stacks. Joyously insightful music by cats at the top of their game having an absolute blast while knocking it out of the park across the board. Dig it. #vinyl #mpsrecords #wolfgangdauner #yancykörössy #vinylcommunity #records

One thing I miss about drinking is sometimes I would black out and do all my laundry.

I collect vintage pictures of couples. Here are a couple.

Great thread on hippo testicles

Rope swings seemed fun before the Internet.

I collect Czech music, with a focus on the mid-70s Prague scene on Supraphon and Panton. I've got a ton of 45s (always looking for Mini Jazz Klub 7"s!). Dig it.

I would bet that a majority of women have had a period that is more uncomfortable than the average vasectomy.

This movie had a stranglehold on me when I was ten. I still say rubles rubles rubles when anybody pirouettes dramatically. youtu.be/96fetiB5RmQ?...

I've been collecting MPS/SABA recordings for a while, and finally managed to cross this one off my wantlist. Jazz Quintet + traditional Koto trio = Magic.

Dr Seuss Midnight Paintings

Going through my French section of the stacks today.

Rosinha de Valença is one of my favorite musicians. I'm always keeping an eye out for records of hers that I don't have. That list keeps getting shorter.

I can't even name three bowls.

Sloths would be so scary if they were fast.

My progress in RPGs is often most accurately measured by my relationship to Bears.

We're gonna run out of wall space with all this writing

The best billboard I ever saw was advertising Affordable Boudoir Photography For The Everyday Woman, and I mean it when I tell you that they absolutely nailed all those points.

Explanation Points should be a punctuation mark.

The two wolves inside of me would both like a pup cup please.

My friend started dating a bartender who wants to do stand-up. She did not mention his part-time job at a red flag factory.

The only people from Chicago that care about which condiments are allowed on your hot dog are from Naperville.

People act horrified by "moist," but "gooey" is right there.

I hate pranks and love bloopers.

A woman in the moon is singing to the earth. 🎶