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wfh ninja, cat slave, leftist, enby, fmr Submariner (SSN751), fmr paramedic, Nikon Z8 six shooter. Lern’n everyday. Potatoes are my religion. Trying to decide which complex issue I’d like to take an absurdly reductionist view of today.
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In today’s episode of My Wild Backyard, we have a new visitor!!! ❤️❤️❤️🐍🐍🐍 #wildlife

submitted 13 hours ago • 4 comments

Post a photo from 10 years ago.

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

If the convenience store is flying a Confederate flag, you can count on poppers being 2-for-1.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

By age 40 you should have… - - - anger

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Someone should let Dan Hill know that simply closing his eyes does not hide him from anyone. c/f Sometimes When We Touch.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

The quickest way to know if someone knows history or only knows facebook history is to see how fast they begin referencing the French Revolution as the model for current behavior. Read a fukn book, ya idiots.

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Given the state of the world, I've started filling my hummingbird feeders with tequila for moral support.

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

Horror trope that's lame from overuse: Dumb man will not believe any woman in his life that there is, in fact, a demon messing with shit in the house until that same dumb man finally gets mouth plowed by the demon and then he still thinks it was his wife just being wild. Wait. That's real life, too.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

There's few things less scary than watching a scary film while distracted by something else. Sudden music change... "Oh crap... what happened?"

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

My amygdala is quivering with unwanted but unavoidable overload. How's yours?

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

What kind of coward do you have to be to listen to your boss tell you to steal children. I've had a boss tell me to cut my PTO short because they were short staffed and I told them to go to hell and that's not brave at all. It takes less bravery to tell someone you aren't going to hurt kids.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

submitted 19 hours ago • 536 comments

real bummer finding out that literally everything was on the honor system this whole time

submitted 19 hours ago • 407 comments

One thing I can almost guarantee, but would need more study time, is that anyone promoting violence in LA is sitting behind a keyboard, thousands of miles away, sipping an ice coffee with a Palestinian flag on their floor, kicked under their bed from the last warrior session they had.

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

Whenever Chuck Schumer opens his gob, it feels like a senior is asking about adding some swing music to the Rave play list. Completely out of touch and out of his league.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Remember when we all thought things were turning around when those idiots got their ass handed to them in the boat fight involving the folding chair... Sigh...

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

The situation in Los Angeles looks so bad Oklahoma has already banned it from being taught in schools.

submitted 21 hours ago • 172 comments

It's hard to win anything in politics when your side it the only one that gives a shit about the quality of human we are promoting. The other side is like kids chasing an ice cream truck that promises nothing but pain but plays a fun song, so they flock.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Just a squirrel defying gravity in its attempts to access my bird feeders. #nikon #wildlife

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Were I running, I would use the slogan, "Are you tired of every element of our society being a scam? Tired of full coverage that doesn't cover shit? Are worried that you should've read the terms and conditions? Let's make America about people again. Fuck corporations and the wealthy"

submitted 21 hours ago • 2 comments