rubbermatt.bsky.social
51 year old cancer survivor in the UK.
Very NSFW.
Pro EU, Remain voting socialist.
Fascists blocked on sight.
I create pervy 3D artwork, sometimes I do really depraved stuff like handholding.
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Thoughts and prayers for the unfortunate medical personnel.
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As a native Spanish speaker, it baffles me the dissonance between written and oral languages in English.
For instance, you write "BlueSky is a dead echo chamber for libs", but it reads "I want to post slurs without being blocked".
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I too face the same terrible dilemma - to try to fit full size bin bags in little waste bins or start shoplifting small plastic bags.
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You forget how gaudy and tasteless this induhvidual is.
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Hard to believe that there could be anyone even thicker than Lettuce Liz.
But there we are.
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I think we all pretty much knew that anyway, it wasn't a shocking revelation.
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A level headed person, dribbles out of both sides of their mouth.
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Shiny things.
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You inspire us to greater heights.
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Oh, so that's so much easier.
I've been firing them out of a trebuchet into a fine weave chicken wire 'net'.
I knew there had to be a less messy method.
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If trump had tried to bend down he would have pebble-dashed everyone behind him.
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No context necessary.
My overactive imagination will fill in the blanks.
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Not even a single arrow in the knee?
This is preposterous, I shall have to send a missive immediately.
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This is beyond leeches, the situation calls for a boiled toad suppository.
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Fetch the comfy chair!
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Isn't that the missing head off your ahem 'massager'?
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Hey lumpy knickers, I'm good.
Got a bit overloaded by all the crap happening everywhere at the same time & retreated into my shell for a bit.
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Not if you cut off her index finger.
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Oh don't, my ribs are still hurting from the squeaky tank.
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Good point, another five names to add to the list.
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Buongiorno, how can I assist?
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If you think you are suffering from gusset lumpage, please consult with your nearest medical expert (pointy hat, warts, cackles a lot) and ask about available treatments*
Alternative treatments are available in certain regions**
*leeches
**also leeches
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Afternoon.
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Once again the US military humiliates a weird, shambolic dictator, at the orders of the President of the United States.
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To hide how few of them there actually are.
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Oh alright, a sparse crowd attended diaper boy's grand military birthday carpool, with a special performance from the US Army (royalty free) Shuffling Band.
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Only less co-ordinated.
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Not even a cavalcade, more like a straggle.
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It's not a newspaper.
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Not really, given the pathetic turnout, and how un-photogenic the average trumpist is.
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Just needs to be re-scored with the Benny Hill theme.
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It's the Four Seasons Total Landscaping of military parades.
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Ah, but it is the biggest perade you will ever see.
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They all called in sick.
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"Sorry, all our period uniforms are at the dry cleaners."
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These are the guys who couldn't get a pass on this shit duty, drew the short straw or lost a bet.
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Take the funds from every pointless, wanky, jingoistic Royal and toss them onto the streets.
There's a few billion to patch up the NHS, and all the taxpayers money wasted on security, events etc on these inbred cretins can be spent helping the poor and homeless instead.
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"Could you try to look a bit professional ..... and please stop farting through the turret hatch? It's getting hard to breath in there."
"Look, you know I'm only here because I lost the bet, right?"
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"My cousin's off protesting and what do I get? Perade duty."
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"The biggest and bestest perade ever in all american history!"
So ... technically correct.
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My god, there's tens of people there!
Hope they insisted on getting paid up front, the orange shit-flinging gibbon has a habit of not paying his flunkeys.
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Ah so that wasn't distant thunder I heard.
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How on earth did it even get greenlit in the first place?
"A series about a haunted Victorian toilet brush? Brilliant!"