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Basically three feral raccoons in a trench coat. I assume eventually we'll all just circle back to using GeoCities.
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A new Spaceballs movie?!?! I'm already in line at the theater!

I love seeing a lineup of people outside the public library right before it opens! Libraries are so important and loved!

The political assassination in Minnesota should horrify and appall all of us. The Contrarian team sends our deepest condolences for the deaths of Representative Melisa Hortman and her husband, Mark, and sends our prayers for the Hoffmans' fast recovery.

Kudos to Walz for calling it accurately.

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

It's fun to chortle about the bromance breakup on social media but the fact the the NYT and WSJ have it slathered all over their front pages reflects the sad state of what passes for news coverage these days.

Haha Steelers, good luck with allll that.

WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO BE THE SAME WEEKEND AS MY COLLEGE REUNION?!?! I am a Top the Tater evangelist. HOW DARE THEY!

Gonna be hilarious when they both ragestroke out on the toilet tonight as they get into their prime posting hours

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

Can they both lose this fight, I would like to cheer the downfall of the two worst people on the planet

I got this text this morning. Reported it as junk. It's a scam, folks!

They forgot Target’s favorite Pride color, the 8th color of the rainbow: oatmeal!

This is so incredibly horrifying. I loved King of the Hill & Parks and Rec, and I am sick that this man couldn’t just live his life and love who he wanted to because of these homophobic assholes who think they should have a say in other people’s lives. Go live on an island full of rats, you ghouls.

I’m in my Duluth Trading Company overalls era.

I thought Welcome to Derry was a movie about the Derry Girls, not about It, so imagine my surprise upon seeing the trailer.

For people who think that Franken (and other people who chose to resign from key positions) didn’t get due process: your reminder that a powerful person’s decision to not avail themselves of the process available to them is not in fact a denial of due process. It is a willing waiver of it.

less "who's rogan of the left" and more "how do we get rid of podcasts"

The person who challenged this woman would have caught hands if I had been present. It would be worth the trip to jail. What the hell are we even doing anymore?

If I hear "We needed this rain" one more GD time...

Norm! 😢

The dance scene in the middle of Sinners when Sammie plays his song is incredible filmmaking. Really enjoyed the movie!

Sinners is a fun movie with an important point: you can never turn your back on the Irish

Do I look like someone who can handle going to a Monday or Tuesday night concert and then be expected to function the rest of the week? C'mon!

Tell your mom I said hi.

new pope look, same great chaste

There is nothing I love more than driving with my window down and my arm out and blaring my music when the weather is nice. I live for this time of year!

We should honestly make more decisions via conclave. A conclave would be really useful when I decide to buy my next vehicle.

Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a