rudebarista.bsky.social
I write things, and some people like them. I think that's cool. Mostly found on theDieline.com. Bylines on PRINT and The Fresh Toast. I was going to revive my MySpace page, but I guess the party's here now?
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Yes, I also ate that avocado in the background that came from one of my trees. That’s how we roll in Cali.
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That’s not her job. Mamas look after their cubs.
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If you have a good mama, she’ll always defend you. Even if you’re a big PoS.
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Wait, what?
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I also love “fixin’/fin to.” It articulates so much in a couple words.
My fave: when a cop says “keep it up, and you fixin’ to go to jail.” Tells you all you know in that moment.
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“That golf cart has never seen a set of tail lights.”
“OK, Tio Dom”
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My next car will be a sleeper. It would fun to smoke fools in a fast Jaaaag.
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Sophia is kinda the biggest problem with III, IMO.
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It gets a bad rap. You need to have the first two for sure. And recut is the one to see.
The first two are amazing, to be sure.
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I don’t usually like to comment on a branding project I don’t like because I’m never shown the brief. And my audience are mostly designers, and if client wanted something that sucks, that’s not on the agency!
But I’m a gear head. My blood has a discernible octane rating. And this isn’t a Jaaag.
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The number of billionaires I trust: ZERO
You don’t get to billionaire levels of wealth without being an asshole to some degree.
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Also, the Costco Mac and cheese is decent. It’s not Black Mac and cheese level, but I can finesse it at home.
And we’re Mexican anyway, so the expectation is lower on M&C.
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If I’m lying I’m dying. I’m an old-ass Redditor. Shit, I’m ancient in Internet years. I first got online in the BBS days!
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Hearing screaming in Vietnamese does the same to me.