rudyardkipple.bsky.social
Old enough to know better, but not too old to learn. Trophy Husband, retired, PeePaw of 6. Addicted to books and irreverent humor. I don’t vote for insurrectionists.
Galveston, Texas
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Free toilet paper.
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Would a joke about Quasimodo ring a bell?
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You’re never gonna get that job at ABC talking like that Jon.
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That’s another reason for MAGA to wear masks so they can sneak into Walmart
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This mockingbird nest is in my backyard.
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It’s all about leverage
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Bat Uber. Nothing new under the sun.
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My Mockingbird family.
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This LA stuff is distracting me from following all of trump’s successful tariff negotiations with other countries.
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Someone needs to tell Trump that this is the way you win a Noble Peace Prize.
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Don’t tell DOGE. Those dudes will start checking the price of copper.
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Don’t forget the beautiful waves of her hair.
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Don’t think this is the best way to win a Noble Peace prize.
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Sharing all my sympathy. I had something in my eye yesterday.
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Nice scepter.
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I think the Pee took it across the line.
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Aren’t we all.
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Trump will have a hard decision regarding who to blame - Biden or Desantis.
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Never know when one might need a plastic bag.
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This dragon needs the bona fides that come from wearing an emotional support vest
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A ghost took this picture.
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Reminds me of an electric fence.
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The Tomtars should place webcams near their tripwires so they can relive the pranks.
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Must take nuts from the rich squirrels to give to the poor squirrels.
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This guy needs a tetanus shot.
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I’m 73 and agree. Stay strong bro.
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I can see 6 year old me contemplating a jump across.
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It can happen to the best of us. Our job is to be prepared.
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Thanks. Jockstraps need love too.
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That fox looks hungry for knowledge.
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Good luck with the WiFi.
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I think you got caught in a catch-86.
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Don’t forget the jaywalking incident.
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Ouch
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An 86 relay is used in a high voltage electrical system to instantaneously remove or isolate equipment from a destructive fault. This analogy works. Too bad our Constitution doesn’t.
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Hunger Games becomes Citizenship Games. (I know I can’t have been the first one to write this).
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I don’t see a reason to ever leave that corner. Love the plants in the fireplace and the bright floor lamps.
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I stretch my back like that after 3 hours on a jigsaw puzzle, but I don’t look that good.
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That’s what I call a charcuterie.