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I like football, wrestling and Cities Skylines. he/him
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Gary Newman has come as Evil Hopkirk (Deceased) #TOTP

Why have they made the live action How to Train Your Dragon (surely the most inessential remake yet) and why does it look like AI?

@wheezingpod.bsky.social Saw this and thought of you. 10.55!

Sorry to disappoint, but I'm pretty sure people younger than that have already played football

Sounds like all UK trans women talking to the Labour party.

Ah yes that famous annual tradition of the FA Cup final always being the same day as Eurovision (?!)

This is a pretty cool wrestling venue

I'm not saying cluster bombs are good but if you must drop them it seems like this would be as good a place as anywhere

I'm on a tram whose destination is GORG and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little bit tempted to stay on it to he end

'Shove twenty eight eggs up your shit tube, you eggy cunt'

A1 dealing with busybodies, tick vg

Oh lawd he comin

I'm at the Barcelona derby where Barca can clinch the title with a win. I don't think the Espanyol fans want that, it's quite loud

When the away fans have arrived at the Black Country derby at The Hawthorns

Lovely to hear from the Prime Minister that the historical policies which allowed my Mum to remain in the UK after studying here, thus enabling my existence, was a “squalid experiment in open borders”.

Spain, you could do the funniest thing right now...

Every interview with Yvette Cooper

We need a better name for the Mandela Effect, because I don't know a single person who thought he died in prison. I'd never seen nor heard a single person say that until people started talking about the Mandela Effect.

A *fascinating* paragraph in Kemi Badenoch's piece for ConHome this morning. The event that fell between the Tories getting 9% in May 2019 and winning the election of 2019 was, of course, firing their leader....

Imagine still stanning for this government

Engineers? One of the carers in the care home my mum lives in is an engineer but the rules don't allow him to work as an engineer until he's done a stint in the care home. It's such incoherent bollocks and, not to put too fine a point on it, they can all fuck off (politicians, not immigrants)

Longest shot in the world here, but one of our #cats went missing last Saturday and still hasn't shown up. Never missed a meal in her almost 6 years. She's microchipped, neutered, and wearing a grey collar. Droylsden area of Greater Manchester, specifically M43 7 postcode. Please repost.

Dynamite's got a new terrible theme tune! #AEWDynamite

Yet not a single millennial has ever hailed the important work I did for them by being cool on Usenet bitd

11 years since the last @allodarlin.bsky.social album, the Anglo-Australian indiepop quartet are back with a new record “Bright Nights”. The album is due in July on Fika Recordings (UK) and @slumberlandrecords.com (USA), ahead of live UK dates in October.

Wow, you mean to say the people who photocopied the 1990s shit about political correctness gone mad and tipexed out "you can't even say baa baa black sheep now" to write in "bat tunnels" are actually just free market reactionaries? Wow. Wild. Who could have guessed?

AI being shit update