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Chicago is home. Used to write about the Cubs, but currently just posting about them. 🏳️‍🌈
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That was the most limp wristed ejection I’ve ever seen.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Let them fight.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I want to hear from the bettors who think the Rapture will come AND that Polymarket will still be paying out bets in the aftermath

submitted 20 days ago • 149 comments

Dansby Swanson is hot! And he's also hitting better

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Cubs have placed lefty Shota Imanaga on the 15-day IL due to his left hamstring strain. Gavin Hollowell recalled from Iowa to give bullpen an extra arm. TBD how Cubs handle the rotation. With off-day Thursday, Cubs have some rotation schedule flexibility and could delay the decision, in theory.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Pete Crow-Armstrong is 23 years, 39 days old. The Chicago Cubs have 34 players that have taken an at-bat for one of their full-season minor league teams that are OLDER than PCA. Just 23 of their prospects at full-season teams are YOUNGER than PCA.

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submitted 46 days ago • 2 comments

Something I’m really excited about but haven’t talked about AT ALL is that I’ve been commissioned to write a feature article for a major writing publication about why poets love baseball and what draws writers to the game. I’ve been diligently revising and it’s coming together!!

submitted 60 days ago • 3 comments

Imagine basing so much of your public identity on your adult conversion to Catholicism, only to be publicly dismissed by the actual Catholic hierarchy.

submitted 59 days ago • 147 comments

Fuck.

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submitted 74 days ago • 2 comments

Baseball 🫡

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Is it good to get 5 scoreless from your starter and end up surrendering 10 runs?

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Cubs

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Cubs 🫡

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

It's very on brand for Marquee to be showing a hearing aid commercial instead of any pre-game coverage before the first game of the year.

submitted 91 days ago • 3 comments

Once again, it was not a mistake by Kamala Harris to stand together with Liz Cheney in the 2024 election. It's neither Harris' nor Cheney's nor the Democrats fault that the entire rest of the GOP has collapsed into far right authoritarianism & the Romneys & Murkowskis & GWBs are cowards.

submitted 109 days ago • 12 comments

The Vance/Trump gang-up on Zelensky has a lot of fans in the Kremlin.

submitted 109 days ago • 18 comments

This is apparently not a good week to have been traded for Kris Bryant.

submitted 116 days ago • 1 comment

Party of small government telling a municipality what it can and can’t do.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Hey Siri, what if the US had entered the war on the side of the Axis?

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

This is such a great move, truly. The Cubs haven’t had a legitimately competent bat who wasn’t expected to start every single day in quite a while.

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submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Genuinely moronic piece, but emblematic of why so many "contrarian" and "dissident" writers have secumbed to Trumpism; the entire thing just oozes with contempt for the idea of defending existing institutions.

submitted 133 days ago • 44 comments

“At least 2,860 Chicago pedestrians or cyclists ages 1 to 19 [have] been hit by cars since 2021” Awful statistics about youth victims of traffic violence in Chicago, so much more work to do to make it safer for them to get around their city www.chicagotribune.com/2025/01/13/c...

submitted 147 days ago • 1 comment

*whispers* This makes total sense.

submitted 149 days ago • 1 comment

The Cubs have needed some kind of uniform refresh for so long. This is fucking sick.

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

This is how boring the playoff games have been so far this weekend

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

Exceptionally good read.

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

The worst part about Garland is that the Republicans stole his dream job from him (being a Supreme Court Justice) and he couldn’t even be bothered to exact a modicum of personal revenge by doing his actual job. Just absolutely no dawg in him at all. A complete feckless loser.

submitted 160 days ago • 17 comments

Thank you, Meta, for clarifying that no one can be called mentally ill unless they’re gay.

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

If you think cyclists or zombie phone staring pedestrians are distracted you do not want to see what drivers have been up to in their cars the last century.

submitted 164 days ago • 15 comments

Remember that dumb cat account that pretended to have sources in the Cubs?

submitted 169 days ago • 2 comments

Really thought the Cubs might be in on a Trevor Williams reunion.

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

Relatives Gather From Across The Country To Stare Into Screens Together theonion.com/relatives-ga...

submitted 175 days ago • 101 comments

Anthony Rizzo has gotta be sweating bullets right now.

submitted 177 days ago • 1 comment

Well that Tottenham game sure didn’t go well, let’s check how the Bears are do…

submitted 177 days ago • 1 comment

Guess Parades is sticking at third after all.

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments