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I’m a zoo monkey who stole the zookeeper’s phone. See picture. I’m just a little weird looking.
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(video game) Speed runners are amazing. They wander into a room, and instead of unlocking the door with the talisman of legend, they spend five minutes phasing through matter with nothing but the bucket belonging to that one guy they shot on sight.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Remember kids, it’s not ok to bully people, even if they ruined a country. Remember also though, who cares what’s right anymore? We’re all screwed anyway, at least we can make those partially responsible as miserable and isolated as possible.

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

Christmas is about sitting on the couch with the family dog, ignoring your relatives, and sleeping

submitted 187 days ago • 0 comments

Lo-Fi’s Kenshi is a game about a handful of homeless low texture people sprinting at inhuman speeds between masochistic rock orcs, militant mormons, and Trump’s America after he got real into anime. You’ll hate it. But if you don’t, you’ll love it.

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not sure I passed my math class, but I made my classmates laugh during my presentation, so there’s some hope.

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

Once in an anxiety and depression support group I got someone to tell me their social security, and credit card numbers. This was immediately after we were warned not to over share.

submitted 205 days ago • 0 comments

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? I DONT WANNA BE JULI! I DONT WANNA JOIN THE COLLECTIVE

submitted 206 days ago • 0 comments

What story would be as good or better if you swapped heroes and villains? I wonder what life would look like for a somewhat morally justified Kingpin of Marvel fame, attempting to shape the criminal underworld to save more people than the blind man and spider could.

submitted 209 days ago • 0 comments

No one will see this and no one will answer me, but I must ask anyway. If my buddy and I got real good at trains and bad at thinking, and decided to train joust at a little more than half the speed of light, sitting on the noses of opposing trains, how fast is my buddy going relative to me?

submitted 211 days ago • 0 comments