sadmonkey00.bsky.social
I’m a zoo monkey who stole the zookeeper’s phone. See picture. I’m just a little weird looking.
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That’s true most of the time for me.
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Spontaneously combusting socks. I wanted to be warm and toasty. I guess I’m gonna be.
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Speaking as a lonely guy, I don’t think Laura Croft or more contemporary boob lady would want to battle in a battle bikini in front of me, much less date me.
That’s the angle I’m complaining from. My characters look cold, and I want to be allowed in the in game church.
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It’s fine. I’m not even that minority.
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Except for that 8 year old who called me a slur over voice chat for dying. Maybe he should stick to single player games.
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Unfortunately they aren’t smart enough to understand culpability.
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Are we calling them movies? I guess they’re not episodes. Come to think of it, calling them corn o’s is the only misspelled appropriate term.
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Any suggestions on how to legally immigrate away from oncoming economic disaster at home?
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It’s my textbook though. My professor’s very angry.
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Drink ink and flash bang yourself. That’s if I remember the advice from the deranged YouTube man correctly.
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Don’t bully me, I’ll c*m
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I love it when you talk dirty
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Neither of these men are therapists.
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Which direction do ya think I’m going? Bit embarrassing for the likes of you either way isn’t it? Falling in love with me?
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You think im trans? Brother I hate to say it, but you don’t have a chance with me. I know you get excited about your first time, but it’s better that you learn to make friends before you flirt with internet monkeys and dogs.
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Also, why are you assuming my gender? This is an actual question believe it or not, because I made it relatively clear I’m attracted to women, and joked about a c*m sock being human.
Is your assumption that women disagree with and hate you that strong, that I have to be one?
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You haven’t had sex, and those that do, occasionally don’t get pregnant, which is why people “try” for a baby. It’s not always nut n done.
You’re an idiot, so no.
You’re an idiot, so no.
And these aren’t questions. we’ve been arguing for a while before you pretended to ask a question to mock me.
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What question?
One question, that you’ve already asked. It’s all I want.
Well, I want you to remove yourself from the gene pool, but looking at your profile, I think that dream’s achieved.
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Did you ever use a question mark? Not that every question is really a question, like this isn’t, but bare minimum, did you ever use a question mark?
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That’s funny, you haven’t had that many questions to get upset about.
Just decrees that make most of the world view Americans as savages.
And who gives women the right over their own bodies? I had to give all my human rights to that severed foot and c*m sock, cuz they are equally human.
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Cor Blimey you’re right! There’s no human need for hornyness! That’s why no one ever claims to have slept with many women, and no one has tens of posts of naked women tonguing each other!
And abstinence is the only contraceptive we need. Except for cool guys. They get to sleep with many women. 😘
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Also there was a LOT of naked women, like a whole lot.
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Commas. And if you aren’t hurt by words like misogynist and hypocrite, then you are intellectually incapable of living in society.
Also, you had a few photos of mushrooms, but why would I care about that when we’re talking about reproductive rights, and your misogyny? Good job not being one note?
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Also, being the misogynist you are, having multiple pornographic photos on your profile, and impotently declaring you’ve had sex with “multiple women” tells me that you probably have never been alone in a room with one.
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Or you think it’s not going to affect responsible people who want kids? People have died, baby and mom, because doctors can’t operate to save either for fear of breaking the law. Young children were forced through the traumatic pregnancy and birth process, if you’re so intent on protecting children.
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Or you think I’m talking just extreme scenarios? I’m really not. Civilized people use condoms, birth control, tube tying, the like. Sometimes that fails, so before the embryo gains any nervous system, much less sapience, a morning after pill, or a routine procedure.
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Congratulations, you don’t care if you’ve had sex, just if women do, you massive hypocrite and misogynist. And you seem to have indicated you use the rhythm method, and no actual scientifically recognized contraception. Now what argument do you think you have? Clump of cells? Like my severed foot?
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You didn’t address the one argument I made. About your intellectual dishonesty. “Close your legs” “I’m all for people living their lives and having sex” Do you see it? Is it that you’re stupid or mean? Who cares
Why say more when you won’t change?
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You demonstrably aren’t ok with sex, you keep demanding people “close their legs”
Since you don’t know what words mean, there’s no point in arguing, no matter how obviously infuriatingly wrong.
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I hate to ever give ground, since people like you tend to view it as weakness rather than the intellectually healthy thing it is, but those protests are reasonable for purpose. Sexuality punished and expected of them equally, women throw their hands in the air and strip. Society fails to collapse.
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You do realize that grape, and planned pregnancies that runs into complications are major reasons for abortion to be a basic right, right?
You also realize it’s generally men with higher sex drives, and by definition, for promiscuity to be a cause for abortion and derision, men are guilty too?
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I am afraid of humans, aka homosapiens, every time I try a pick up line I miss (MISSogyny… I didn’t have a good joke, ok?), dwarfs goblins and orcs are the best fantasy races, they have all the fun, and Transylvania is where all the vampires are. I’m scared
Does any of that count?
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I’m ducking and running, best I can. Sure I’ll volunteer wherever I go, but I’m not going to stay where mouth breathers destroy everyone, blame the other guy (me) and might get presidential pardons for convenient political murder.
Just about as far fetched as electing a felon. Isn’t it?
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Do you occasionally act like a deer in the headlights when faced with social situations? Write rather than speak? I might have found your dead name as a former fictional Japanese schoolgirl. I don’t think I’m supposed to try and guess those, but I am anyway.
(Art good, I just like being annoying)
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I never entirely understood that protest. I don’t know if or where I’m allowed to look. And assuming everyone is the unhateful pervert I am, I thought it was counter productive to show people you don’t like your boobs
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That’s Komi who can’t communicate. I’ve seen the anime.
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Your game tastes go from a horrifying glance at human inadequacy to brave quest to fix a cruel world, to “shut up, I’m growing lettuce now. Go away”
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“Hey look, I drew a butt using space dust”
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But I still feel bad when my Minecraft dog gets punched.
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Monke