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mayor bowser please look at these numbers and fix the billion dollar hole in DC's budget republicans created in the coolest way possible

The president told a Central American dictator to build five more massive slave labor camps to hold US citizens.

I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird

Markets woke up and realized that a 10% global tariff and 125% tariff on China is still going to devastate America’s economy.

Make up your fucking mind with these tariffs you idiot

I regret to inform the Market Geniuses that things will get worse again, but glad to see we're all having fun today pretending that President Business isn't just pulling all of this directly out of his ass

I didn't fuck around. Why do I have to find out

If you abduct someone and send them involuntarily and without recourse to a country where they've never lived to be imprisoned, that isn't deportation, it's human trafficking

it’s honestly incredible that republicans in Congress, the Supreme Court, elite universities, and top law firms have all bought into this conception of Trump invincibility when he’s on the precipice of completely blowing up the economy and neutering his entire presidency

one thing I think we shouldn't lose sight of: these people are stupid, their ideas are bad, they are always wrong about everything. there is no mea culpa big enough to erase the fact that they have a child's understanding of the world and their vision for the future is not worth taking seriously

STOP👏ASSUMING👏 RICH 👏PEOPLE 👏ARE👏SMART👏

Honestly a pretty great April Fools joke by the dems

This tariff lunacy got me feeling like poor Michael Scott getting a vasectomy