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sakebarry.bsky.social

Stares at CCTV for a living. "Looks like a colourblind tramp that fell into a dressing-up box". Dead good at house-and/or pet-sitting. Stoic. Overenthusiastic on several topics. "You're here to set people's heads on fire"

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LNR Delay Repay will come to fear my claiming prowess.

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THIS IS THE EXCUSE THAT WE'RE MAKING WE'RE MAKING

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TEN YEARS AGO EH WHO REMEMBERS

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I'm glad I'm a Stoic, but I bet Seneca never had this bullshit to contend with.

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I can now confidently compete in the 100m after getting down the ramp to the New Street train in under 5 seconds.

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🎶 HOW DO I EAT WITHOUT YOU? I WANT TO KNOW 🎶

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Make 👏 it 👏 make 👏 sense. How can a service be cancelled AND running? Is this Schrodinger's Railway now????

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EMO SPUDS

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So, not only is world news utterly shit, it seems that local news is catching up with it. pressgazette.co.uk/news/the-pr-...

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"Stolen or cut...." Hey, I'm probably being a girl about this but.... AREN'T THEY TWO DIFFERENT THINGS?

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"And that was a pure Madelaine of a strike there...."

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Of course I'll be there.

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www.planetf1.com/news/sebasti... high-pitched squeal that only dogs can hear

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What, and this absolutely cannot be stressed enough, A Fucking Record.

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Yes I love this

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On this day in 2012, I went to watch Elbow at Jodrell Bank. The wellies pictured were purchased a week earlier from Primark and absolutely stank of some kind of Satanic Petrochemical Broth. Eight hours in Lower Withington and a subsequent trip to Glastonbury did nothing to disperse it.

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I fully endorse this product/service. youtu.be/R2-yomhYAj4?...

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Seen. reductress.com/post/i-dont-...

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Nah, I'm good thanks.

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"Did you get the inflatable pig costume I asked for?" "Yep" "The one with the small tits?" "Yep" "Good, because it's important" "Why?" "I'm not prepared to talk about it..." "You brought it up" "Shut up, Karen. I want a divorce. You've never supported my inflatable pig with small tits kink"

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WIG!WIG!WIG!WIG!

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After three days of getting lifts home from work, I'm currently looking for funding for my thesis: "Light Roadrage and General Pissboiling In The Map Area of Swiss Cottage to Staples Corner". I have a study subject ready, and probably quite a few witness statements if I put the word out.

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If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh

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WHO IS RIGHTEOUS WHAT IS BOLLLLLLLLLD

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Many protest groups around the WC1 area today. I don't care who you're marching for- take your fucking rubbish away with you, you absolute fucking arsewads. Whatever you stand for, stand for being AWARE OF YOUR FUCKING SURROUNDINGS.

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It's my Mum's birthday today. Here she is, a couple of years ago, introducing the family dog to the concept of Rotary Club Santa.

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One of the Gallery Duty Managers has just told me I've got a "soothing radio voice" OH STOP IT EVERYONE [Sslly Field face]

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"I can do anything, I'm the Chief of Police"

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I just

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WAIT WHAT

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IT WAS ALL JUST FIELDS IN MY DAY

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"In the summer, I have made PANINIS under my brawr" youtu.be/y4v96bGomC0?...

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This morning, I tried to tell this cat that he was on the wrong platform. He didn't listen. I hope he wasn't too late for work.

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Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French and is an SIA-accredited CCTV operator? THIS moi.

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I LOLed.

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"Sam, do you want the good news or bad news?" "Bad news." "There's been a big crash on the M1 so I can't give you a lift home..." "That's no problem, I'll get the train. What's the good news?" "Erm...* looks around a bit* here's a biro?"

LNR Delay Repay will come to fear my claiming prowess.

THIS IS THE EXCUSE THAT WE'RE MAKING WE'RE MAKING

TEN YEARS AGO EH WHO REMEMBERS

I'm glad I'm a Stoic, but I bet Seneca never had this bullshit to contend with.

I can now confidently compete in the 100m after getting down the ramp to the New Street train in under 5 seconds.

🎶 HOW DO I EAT WITHOUT YOU? I WANT TO KNOW 🎶

Make 👏 it 👏 make 👏 sense. How can a service be cancelled AND running? Is this Schrodinger's Railway now????

EMO SPUDS

So, not only is world news utterly shit, it seems that local news is catching up with it. pressgazette.co.uk/news/the-pr-...

"Stolen or cut...." Hey, I'm probably being a girl about this but.... AREN'T THEY TWO DIFFERENT THINGS?

"And that was a pure Madelaine of a strike there...."

Of course I'll be there.

www.planetf1.com/news/sebasti... high-pitched squeal that only dogs can hear

What, and this absolutely cannot be stressed enough, A Fucking Record.

Yes I love this

On this day in 2012, I went to watch Elbow at Jodrell Bank. The wellies pictured were purchased a week earlier from Primark and absolutely stank of some kind of Satanic Petrochemical Broth. Eight hours in Lower Withington and a subsequent trip to Glastonbury did nothing to disperse it.

I fully endorse this product/service. youtu.be/R2-yomhYAj4?...

Seen. reductress.com/post/i-dont-...

Nah, I'm good thanks.

"Did you get the inflatable pig costume I asked for?" "Yep" "The one with the small tits?" "Yep" "Good, because it's important" "Why?" "I'm not prepared to talk about it..." "You brought it up" "Shut up, Karen. I want a divorce. You've never supported my inflatable pig with small tits kink"

WIG!WIG!WIG!WIG!

After three days of getting lifts home from work, I'm currently looking for funding for my thesis: "Light Roadrage and General Pissboiling In The Map Area of Swiss Cottage to Staples Corner". I have a study subject ready, and probably quite a few witness statements if I put the word out.

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh

WHO IS RIGHTEOUS WHAT IS BOLLLLLLLLLD

Many protest groups around the WC1 area today. I don't care who you're marching for- take your fucking rubbish away with you, you absolute fucking arsewads. Whatever you stand for, stand for being AWARE OF YOUR FUCKING SURROUNDINGS.

It's my Mum's birthday today. Here she is, a couple of years ago, introducing the family dog to the concept of Rotary Club Santa.

One of the Gallery Duty Managers has just told me I've got a "soothing radio voice" OH STOP IT EVERYONE [Sslly Field face]

"I can do anything, I'm the Chief of Police"

I just

WAIT WHAT

IT WAS ALL JUST FIELDS IN MY DAY

"In the summer, I have made PANINIS under my brawr" youtu.be/y4v96bGomC0?...

This morning, I tried to tell this cat that he was on the wrong platform. He didn't listen. I hope he wasn't too late for work.

Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French and is an SIA-accredited CCTV operator? THIS moi.

I LOLed.

"Sam, do you want the good news or bad news?" "Bad news." "There's been a big crash on the M1 so I can't give you a lift home..." "That's no problem, I'll get the train. What's the good news?" "Erm...* looks around a bit* here's a biro?"

Limp Pride Flag says "It's too hot to be wafty"

Absolute BANGER.

Stoic Supermarket.