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It’s another re-run…wait, do the kids even know about re-runs? Ok, it’s a streaming platform of old shows you already know without the ads.
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Ate so much sea bass collar that I’ve got fat farts. From fish.

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Can someone pull together a scorecard for publications that count the number of journalists that live somewhere “part of the year” or could credibly be charged in The Hague?

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

I need google AI to shut the fuck up. I googled Petit Verdot Fish, because I wanted to know how poorly it would pair with fish. This is what google AI told me. "Petit Verdot is a red wine grape variety, not a type of fish." No shit assholes.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

It turns out CBP isn’t turning away all of the European tourists. I just saw a (presumably Italian) dad wearing a Nutella tracksuit.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

“please do not violate it”

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe we have a few too many bases in the region. We have permanent bases in fewer European countries. Same for east Asia and Australia.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Sitting in the park and gray hairs are playing Jurassic 5.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

As an American who is never confused for nor paid by a Russian, I never say Great Britain.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Tonight I gave my dog a small treat sized chunk of Parmesan rather than the freshly grated parm she knows. I may have just ruined her. Oops.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

We are officially at the "REGIME NOT SO SECRETLY HOLDING UNDESIRABLES AT SPORTS STADIUMS" point!

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

It's been a day, but I'm proud of myself for throwing the banana I was eating at a bus that ran a red and almost hit me by the curb. I haven't played water polo for weeks and I still managed to hit the bus' passenger door window perfectly. Hitting a moving target with no warm up. Still got it.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I do not regret to inform you that my dog now responds when we call her Baby Billy. That is not even close to her name.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Is she carrying out an extrajudicial arrest in the ambulance?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments