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FIRST IN LINE LF GOOOOOOOOO #switch2

(switch 2 day, let's gooo)

remember when shitposters tricked a major studio into re-releasing a historic bomb so it could lose even more money? #PostingMatters

in 2015, I sent my beloved aunt—a lawyer—an email after a sit down conversation. It said, "You and I are extremely close and it hurts me that you are reading websites associated with white supremacists." I laid out, in full detail, how those websites were linked to neo-nazis. She kept reading them.

six episodes deep and it's only getting better you can always tell when something's adapted from a book because the secondary characters are developed more fully than "drives a funny car" or "has kids" Good show, highly recommended

I've created a calculator that gives you the right answer 80% of the time and I believe it will change the world

Tales of Arise (PS4) is $11.85 at Walmart (local store availability) buff.ly/xEV4FMS (Steam) $8.69 Newegg buff.ly/SAYnLUs #ad

If I were a talented student considering various international options for higher education, I’d definitely be rushing to contribute my talents to the US, the country with the lunatic government constantly shouting “We loathe foreigners”

Come on, even I know that's not Sleep Token, that's obviously Insane Clown Posse

OK, time for a little context and a deep dive into why I still poop in my pants or even on the front lawn instead of using a toilet.🧵 1/482

NEW SENNA ALBUM music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

I realize posting this here is preaching to the choir. But after the Grok White Genocide thing & Ye essentially launching an exclusive Neo Nazi single on the platform... I felt motivated to write about X and how bizarre it is that so many people (news outlets, celebrities, politicians) use it

The world they’re trying to make rests on the assumption that there will never be a reckoning for what they’ve done. The present is bad; their imagined future is far worse.

This Friday (friday, friday) I'll be on the Desert Bus Express crew for the evening shift (4pm to 12am PT) We have a ton of ideas for ways to entertain you all, and some of them might even be good! DB Express is raising funds for the BC Cancer Foundation, all the details on the linked page below.

hugh laurie is british for “big truck”

diddy's gonna have to change his name again to 'he did'

NEW ARTICLE Raising Prices Won't Save The Gaming Industry kriswolfheart.substack.com/p/raising-pr...

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Oh ok so I'm "annoying as fuck"??? and I "post like I was given a brain transplant from a particularly dim horse"??? Well guess what I'm also the only person on here who's ever verifiably broken out of a FEMA camp so maybe you should show me a little more respect

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YOU ALL: youtu.be/s5h52RVhqEI?...

Say what you will about Frank Sinatra but he did it the way he wanted to

Remember sweeties, There's Always A Tweet

DO NOT ASK FOR WHOM THE VENGABUS COMES THE VENGABUS COMES FOR THEE