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sambivalence.bsky.social
🎵 I’m little stars in a blue box, you gotta boil me the right way. 🎶 I make words pretty (or weird). I support LGBTQ+, Disabled, Black, Asian, and Undocumented lives—and everyone else who doesn’t suck. Show me your pups. https://substack.com/@sambivalence
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Parfaits would better if they were vertical.

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My favorite trash show is the one with the talking fragrance diffuser and everyone is trying not to have sex while playing Double Dare activities.

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Friday the 13th is lucky for us Sicilians. 🌶️

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Twelve hours. Twelve hours for the answer to pop into my head.

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THIS HORSE is a DIABETIC!

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@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social I can't vote for you because I moved away from NYC a while ago, but you would have had my support and I'm strongly urging my family members to vote for you this June and November. Luck and strength to you 💪 🏆

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Ugh. I would love to see David Byrne but he's not coming to Milwaukee or Madison.

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Pell grants were partially how I afforded my undergrad degree. My grandmother dying was the rest. Years before, my college tuition would have been free. When my own professors couldn’t pay back their loans … something is wrong.

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There is no redeeming this. He should be drawn and quartered.

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It’s Always Sunny in America, Season 247

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Who would have thought 711 cares more about children than the government

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Finish it the best you can, but I think I nailed it.

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#CurdsOut for Hannah Dugan

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Sorry your drug-fueled SimAmerica adventure is taking the piss out of you.

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I have no idea what a labubu is but the conspiracy theories have already started showing up around town.

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I received the most amazing and least-expected compliment today about my writing. “There is magic in your DNA.” It is the second dumbest erotica I’ve ever written—but it is also very well-written because I use my powers for evil.

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Things I make to make myself laugh

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“For far too long we have neglected the humble crouton, a pioneer in friable additions to the savory snack industry,” says Peter Levin, spokesman for the National Endowment for the Carbs at Wednesday morning’s press conference.

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Why didn't they call gluten intolerance a breadache?

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I’m not sorry.

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YAY! I love Gloria Estefan!

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I feel so old watching the AMAs. Thank god Janet Jackson showed up.

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I’m required by law to show everyone the baby shoes I made any time I see this referenced. They are indeed never worn, but they are not for sale.

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Show a moment from TV/Film that broke your heart.

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I read this and all I can think of is that lady who can’t pronounce microwave.

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Stevie Wonder wrote Sir Dupe because even he could see this coming

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Repost w/ the five shows you would be happy to rewatch over and over again for the rest of your life, as your sole TV diet. Seinfeld It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia Forensic Files Jeopardy American Dad

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Nada Surf Ninjas

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Seven Mary Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

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Cage The Elephant Man

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Some Like It Hot Hot Heat

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Neutral Milk Hotel Rwanda

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