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samesadecho.bsky.social
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Begging you all. When you come across the poster of the day just block them. You do not need to dunk on them. You don't need to reply to them. Just block. Everyone's life will be better off.

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hey it's friday, can we cool it with the bad news

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A lot of you have spent all your time this week saying “Mamdani!” when you should be saying “Damn, Mami!” to the slim thick shorty you call your wife or girlfriend when she gets out of the shower in the morning. #newsyoucanuse

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M Q Moneypenny Felix James Duncan Idaho

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if you guys are ever looking for someone who is really good at burning himself with hot glue gun, I’m your guy

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hello, I have just done one (1) kettlebell workout and my arms are about to explode

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as always, fuck Bruce Springsteen

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radiohead’s The National Anthem is what the beach boys’ God Only Knows would have been, if Brian Wilson had been into… even more drugs

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not sure why you'd need 9 other slots

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*to the tune of Lady Madonna* Zohran Mamdani

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putting Fredo in the bouncy chair in Godfather II is maybe the best scene direction of all time

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my Instagram feed has somehow turned into 80% clips of HBCU bands playing and it’s amazing

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it's something unpredictable and not easy to find don't ever put a toaster in your mind

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Mr. Trump, now furiously pawing at Secretary Hegseth's hand in a vain attempt to find his nose, began yelling "I can't smell! I can't smell!" Once the missiles can been safely launched, the Secretary returned Mr. Trump's nose along with a fresh lollipop.

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belated update: I TOOK OVER AND THE BEVERAGE CENTER WAS PERFECT

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We’ve having a joint graduation party with three other families and someone else is in charge of putting the beers and soda on ice in the coolers, and they are going to fuck it up and embarrass me

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BREAKING: Jared Fogle, former Subway spokesperson and convicted child molester, has endorsed Andrew Cuomo for Mayor of New York

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I tried several times to count all of the different layers at end of God Only Knows and now I can see through time

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