samhandwitch.bsky.social
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I tried to report your post but there’s no option for “too stupid”
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i should correct this post: he is one of many reasons i stopped paying for your dirty rag
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🙏
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And I regret to inform you there is some lady in New Jersey named Lauren Pizza
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Can you please remind me of the toppings for The Lauren? I think it had both black and green olives but I can’t remember what else
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bird respecter? more like hitler respecter
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ugh, every time I see that picture of ACB I think of Andy on ALAB calling her “a lady with knives for teeth.” thank you for your service exposing these freaks
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honestly yall were on fire through the whole intro (and after, not done yet), well done! thanks for another banger
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yeah i don’t want to be a dick but she seems to have aged an unreasonable amount? like did she forget to connect her portrait in the attic to wifi
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“i’m so sorry mr hitler” lmao
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Listen my femur may be problematic but all the other bones are currently giving a land acknowledgement statement
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Lmao he lost to Harvey (Weinstein/Jeffrey) Epstein
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tfw you have been baking in the sun at brunch since 2016
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Mfer said yavw
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And this is how I picture Gregor from Ep 2, just based on his voice
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It makes me feel emotional because it reminds me of a particular feeling, like when my children were born or my grandparents died, the great circle I suppose
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I love when you spear weirdos, but I’m not on tiktok or whatever so this particular brand of weirdo is totally alien to me. For that reason it seems more menacing than a chiropractor dragon kicking away my ibs
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simply Be Normal and Friendly and Develop Relationships
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The other day at my daily mixed-gender lunch break, us boys were talking about tanks (related to the military parade) and the ladies started making fun of boys knowing about tanks, so I said (because they were just talking about knitting) “go back to your knitting” and we all had a good laugh!
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Lmao I’m gonna ask for some details here, such as, why was there an open-air microwave? Is it the Havana syndrome gun?
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My post is stupid but I can’t help myself
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Howdy, I’m curious where this image came from? It appears to be AI generated because all the faces are wrong and there is no reason for them to have posed for such a photograph. (I agree they all suck and need to go.)
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Also why would they line up for a frowny-face photo like this lol
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Same thought, I did a double take and googled their photos. I think it has to be AI… none of the faces are even close.
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im the garf dude
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Yo do you have a garfield/hell dude pfp? it feels like you’re in your garf era. garf pilled
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Thanks I hate it!
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Wait what did Bannon do to a robot sex convention? I’m afraid to try to google that lol
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Don’t worry, I recognized the reference, and I’m about 80 years your junior (approaching 40 at frightening speed)
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Lol: “There are 8.4 million people globally with a net worth of $5 million or more” awealthofcommonsense.com/2023/12/how-....
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I just asked siri “can i put a hot iron on my balls” and it said “i don’t have an answer for that“ … we are so cooked?
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Real “how is babby formed” energy
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Have you spoken to your podcast cohost Michael about this?