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samkebede.bsky.social
Writer/Comedian in NYC Former favorite child (for my parent’s reasoning, please see first line)
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After reviewing the lyrics to Somebody That I Used to Know, I’ve come to the conclusion that I did in fact have to cut you off

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Then Alexander wept, for there were no more free NYT puzzles to conquer

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Airlines: “In the case of a water landing, please leave your luggage onboard” Umm, I can swim with a backpack on. You’re the one who can’t find bags even when they’re at your airport

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Not sure what it says about me, but any time someone yells “hey a**hole” I turn around. I mean, I do. But like, shut up

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International customs officers: Do you have anything to declare? Me: I had a really great time!

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There are two types of comics: 1. We’ve got to cancel Cancel Culture 2. We’ve got to cancel cancel Cancel Culture #comedy #cancelculture #nyccomedy #cancelled

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Based on his workout routine, unrelenting work schedule, and a lack of desire to wear anything else; I believe the song is correct. Batman smells #JingleBells

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English punctuation is oddly lewd. Colon, Period, Pound. And we all know the asterisk looks like a butthole #comedy #nyccomedy #nyccomic #languagehumor #humor

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My girlfriend said she’s pregnant . . . pausing more often, and I’m kind of into it

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A Christmas Carol and Wizard of Oz are the same story, and I cannot be convinced otherwise

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As an African who is kind of hungry, I can tell you it’s okay if you don’t finish your food

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The Apollo space mission. The big mission to send people to the MOON was named after the god of the SUN. Another example why you always need an artsy kid on the group project

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It’s hilarious to me that two of Jesus’s disciples were named Judas. “No, yeah, I’m the other Judas who was friends with Him. I’M NOT LYING!”

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The others beat me to gmail, instagram, and twitter. But I’m proud to say I’m the first Sam Kebede on Bluesky

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