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Dad Has Some Choice Words About Hotel Bathroom’s Caulking theonion.com/dad-has...

Happy Saturday!

Not so giddy today, are ya, Space Dork?

“Boom goes the dynamite.” 20-years ago today. 19 year old Ball State University journalism student Brian Collins filling in for the regular campus sportscaster — when the teleprompter suddenly stops working (2005)…

I can get 70 miles a gallon on this hog

How I feel as a reply guy

When your high school bully is running the Oscars graphics department

Okay let’s compromise and call it Gulf of Amexico #gulfofmexico

How To Spice Up Your Relationship With Your Cat

looking at pictures of turds, frowning, shaking my head "thats a bad one... mine would never look that bad"

The holidays are just a competition to see which sibling can introduce Dad to Nate Bargatze first. #NateBargatze

it's time for my favorite thanksgiving post

When Oz drops out

2025 white house cabinet meeting

Nine out of ten Amazon addictions can prob be traced back to the Scholastic Book Fair.

MAKE KID ROCK SECRETARY OF BAWITDABA YOU COWARDS

i’ll take three panera lemonades, please