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choose your fighter

hugh laurie is british for “big truck”

今日も1日おつかれやま〜 #イラスト #探偵の日 #おつかれやまね

"women-- are they, y'know... people?"--doctors

Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? Film and Media Studies Scholar: Structuring absence pervades an inscrutable cinematic text with coded symbolic intertextual meaning in the diegesis — denying narrative agency, onscreen and off…

the word for this is not "some form of email changes"

Happy Wednesday

I would feel violated simply being in the same room as a phone with this feature

The left needs a joker, a smoker, a midnight toker

Meow

'Death becomes her' is fun because its a gothic romance where the fair tortured maiden is a sad middle-aged dad

Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people.

Watson is immortal in the Batman ‘66 ‘verse, confirmed Or it’s his grandson or something boring like that

I bought my pigeon her own pigeon. She's pretty into it.

Lmao who is this for?

Gonna make myself a t-shirt which reads ‘Ask Me Not ChatGPT’ to encourage students to seek help from an expert and not a bullshit plagiarism machine

If I won the lottery I would tell no one, but there would be signs. A black dot on a piece of paper, pulled from a black box; and the stones.

i got up early and came back to bed to find this

Uh yeah I also think my podcast will generate 100 million dollars

Varin in his desk basket

This is such a good article I’m cackling

Star-Gazette, Elmira, New York, February 1, 1924

Some of you have pets and don't post pictures of them often. You should be aware that this is a CRIME

GOD’S. PERFECT. CREATURE.

The Craft and The Covenant.

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

So bossy

A royal hello from this guy 👑

The Towel Shelf Enjoyer has logged on.

Good Morning, World.

Politicians During Mental Health Awareness Month

Look at this fantastic metatextual pot - a painter is carefully decorating his statue of Heracles, completely unaware that the demigod has strolled in behind him to take a look at his work! Met Museum, info below.

we only have Vampire Weekend thanks to vampire unions

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If you’re not on TikTok you may have missed that Duolingo had one of the biggest accounts on there, thanks to a great viral marketing team. But after announcing their plan to replace workers with AI, the page has been filled with so many negative comments that they had to wipe the entire account lol

The pope having a chill Chicago brother and an evil Florida brother is a metaphor for the two wolves inside America