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Don't let numbers tell you what to do. You are blood and earth, not theory and chalk. 🌱 🐕 🐈 🐈 🐈 Gardening, preserving, cooking, sonography. Zone 7B.
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Currently grocery shopping for 21 people and I'm just sitting in the parking lot frozen in fear I'm going to completely fuck this up

Just saw on these interwebs someone say "behind every YouTube homesteader is a spouse who works from home in tech" 💀

I've figured out what the distant and constant sound of the cicadas sounds like... the jet flame at a crawfish boil

When good friends share their other good friends with you it's a very special sacred feeling.

Oh that's not--

Our modern agricultural system is working great. We've learned so much from history.

I'm both these people thank goodness

Trying to make our dog a bar dog now that he's an elder and more calm

Luke may not know that Monet is an artist and not a place, but Luke can diagnose what's wrong with a truck... just saying Jesse... what can you do? #TheValley

At first I thought this was a picture of that girl from the zombie video game show y'all like put through an AI aging generator

Becoming a brown liquor girlie in my late 30s is not something I saw coming but sometimes life really forces your hand ya know

Just cited "sonographer ergonomic safety" as one (of many) reasons for a limited exam. Only the second time in my career. But I swear some of y'all don't use your brains before you hit "submit" on an order

Someone asked me this morning "how was your Mother's Day?" and when I responded "my Sunday was fine" she said "oh, that's right, you're not a mother" I am 100% intentionally childfree by choice and extremely relieved to be so, but wtf is wrong with people?

If today is weird or uncomfortable or shitty for you for any reason, please do not feel like you need to stay on the internet and look at people's bright shiny posts. Please go do something absolutely decadent for yourself. ❤️

Do not let other people apply their rules for life to you. You get to write your own rules and you'll never be happy living under someone else's idea of what qualifies as a "good" life.

Dear full moon universe sky daddy please let this be the last night shift of my entire life, amen amen amen

Keurig is great for making coffee when you hate coffee, the planet, and yourself.