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dude can deltarune get off my Twitter feed I want my sugar gliders back ffs

now watch tusks curl back into my skull

I honestly forgot I have Snapchat crazy how life works out isn't it

I have phantom pain in my leg tendons by my knees that isn't really all there wtf

@sten557.bsky.social would you give him a light

can we just get rid of the descriptors section on Rate Your Music saying The New Sound OF ALL ALBUMS is "playful" is the most asinine thing I've ever heard THE NARRATOR FALLS IN LOVE WITH A SEX WORKER HOW IS THAT "PLAYFUL"

im spending my money from my 2 jobs on fear toxin and name your price bandcamp albums

I bring a "good looking messy but still somewhat styled" hairdo that the women at the function probably secretly like (they don't)

All the color you want is just a deep dive away Any color you want

I was listening to The Invisible Man by Maruja and there are these soft but noticeable deep drums that sound like angry footsteps heading straight at me from a while away that's the most scared I've ever been on the toilet man

i think im in my black midi phase again help

They shudder pathetically like lithographs of Victorian beggars with perfect features and alabaster skin hawking rags in the lewd alleys of the novel. All of creation is offended by this distress. It is like the keening sound the moon makes sometimes, rising.

yeah i have a klepticoin

I'm The Man Who Took The Torch

I am repeating the word idiot to myself until it loses its touch, I just like the way it sounds

the mission

its all about where youre at

your reflection in the mirror is a split second behind you. do not trust it.

thinking about the time i had a dream where i was in this 1800s grey and brown Dishonored town where i saw peoples skin shredded and pelted off with black sand and at some point it went to a guy reviewing this 2003 movie featuring Dwayne The Rock Johnson and it was called "Bruh"

i don't think you understand how hard i am laughing right now

His mop moves across the empty food court like a giant brush, painting a picture no one will ever see

ohhhhhhhh i get it now (i dont get it actually)

fall

@sten557.bsky.social never give up

you know im getting desperate to kill Allmind when **I** of all people pull out the zimmers

embracing the coconut is a state of being .

im like a fucking jester to these people

I am too busy living under a rock and playing poker with the bugs to know what a "grifter" is

when the shield cracks who will be there to protect the sword as it cleaves down evil and if the sword dulls who will be there to carve a way forward for the shield

you will never reach the coconut if you don't have the courage to climb

25k steps. 11 hours of work. 2 shifts. and probably an unfair percentage of income taxes being deducted from my paycheck.

what if we could eat lightbulbs

mmmmmmm. bacon.

"wish in one hand and shit in the other and wait to see which fills up faster" -my mom

back on whimsy time PILEBUNKER

people who say Twitter is 100% bad are completely unaware how many sugar glider videos are in my Bookmarks page make the app bend to your whims, not ragebait and misinformation and mid af onlyfans girls obsessed gimmick accounts Twitter is full of absolutely incredible Japanese animal accounts

THEY PUT MALIKETH THE BLACK BLADE IN ARMORED CORE 6!!!!!!!