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my dad is making stovetop popcorn 🙌

submitted 4 hours ago • 5 comments

whoa i didn’t know there was an australian smoke shop in my neighborhood

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

Perfect time to bring this back

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

kind of just endlessly sad and grieving that there are so few voices in the public sphere making the basic principled argument that immigration is an affirmative good in every way and the best way for this country to serve humanity is to welcome people who want or need to leave their homes

submitted 13 hours ago • 103 comments

home

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

welcoming committee

submitted 7 hours ago • 3 comments

a blade of grass, a grain of sand, the moonlit sea, to hold your hand. i want it all

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

become ungovernable

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

i don’t even like baseball

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

not sure there's a more embarrassing profession than ICE agent. Oh, you dress like a soldier to abduct sous chefs and throw flashbangs at protesters? Get a real job you loser

submitted 13 hours ago • 83 comments

Me when someone I hate makes an extremely valid point against me.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

real ones know

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

bein bad

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

oh damn if it’s gonna storm, you shoulda came over ⛈️🫦

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

rainy morning 💋

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

👎

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

my heart just stopped 😭

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

the cream tie really makes the whole thing

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

ANOTHER OVERTIME

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Hockey is fun

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Scorey Morherfuckin’ Perry

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

HOLY SHIT

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

it’s all part of their new marketing campaign, “Angels Baseball: Are You Sure?”

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

play better

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That green suit on Henrik

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

absolutely nasty business

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

here's how that one sounded in Canadian French

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

was 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

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YES LEON THANK YOU

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

NOT MY GOALIE

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment