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Serious question: how are yall that are 35+ making new friends? You’d think with age and experience I’d be able to navigate this but it feels harder

At the moment, it’s looking like it’s about to be Thunder in 5.

Oh, another 9-1-1? I mean, if they keep green lighting them, good for them.

Wasn’t expecting to hear this on a commercial during the finals but hey 🤌🏽 song.link/i/1510806531

I don’t know any new bypass sites so I guess I’m back on that hunt

I abhor paywalls

What a momentous occasion: I’ve seen my firefly of the season.

Every time I see this fucking security robot in the parking lot of this shopping center, just reinforces how warped life is

You remember in fighting games , where the screen desaturated before you got knocked down/out? 2 miles into this ride, happened to me. Thought I was having a medical emergency but just hella out of shape. Still proud of myself though.

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Time for 🛏️ #sunset

Who else besides the chiefs has a 3 game stretch in 11 days?

If you order from Instacart, doordash, or any of these delivery apps and don't tip or bait people into accepting your order with a tip on it only to remove the tip after your order is delivered. Fuck you and yo momma a hoe.

I’m in the mood for a low budget 90s movie

I wish I didn’t have a fear of bridges cause I’d be all up and down the city on this bike

Sinners and Thunderbolts* were worth going to movies for this week. I need to figure out my next movie move.

The music fading out as he leaves the frameeeee 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

Just off rip, Jeffrey Basse is my favorite of the Chiefs draft picks.

at any rate, we keep it pushing

Depression sucks.

Jeffrey Bassa is a classic Spags player if I ever saw one

Obligatory military injection into the draft.

Alright, chiefs, go ahead and grab Kaleb Johnson.

Omarr Norman-Lott? Don’t hate it. Get to learn from Chris jones, that’s a plus.

Luther Burden to the chiefs?

Alright, guess they swapped with the eagles? I feel like they’re gonna end up trading the pick again and they just switched with Philly to buy time - at least that’s what I’d do in Madden 😂

Alright, what the chiefs gonna do?

What if NFL teams drafted with Madden logic? Talk about chaotic

Life comes at you fast.

Will Johnson went from possible top 5 buzz early in the season last year to still being available at 28.

She said, “I’m not trying to be a meme. I’ll wait.”