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Writer @thetimes. FRSL. FRHistS. WTF. Join me on my Empireworld tour in 2025. Pre-order my book on George Michael, Tonight the Music Seems So Loud, published by Picador in 2026. www.sathnam.com
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He’s a Sikh, not a Muslim, you F moron. It’s “deeply disturbing” that someone as bigoted as you is a member of Congress.

Great to see @sathnam.bsky.social’s ‘Marriage Material’ burst 💥 into life @lyrichammersmith.bsky.social - thanks to fine adaptation, direction and cast, with bonus Q&A. Try to see it 🔜 or when it moves to Birmingham Rep. Drama and laughter guaranteed!

Tesla stock price is still insanely high given... sales are plummeting, it's the target of a global protest movement, its cars are shit, its drug-fuelled Nazi founder is at war with the US president. Lord give me the optimism of its investors.

This always was and always is the destination of relationships that are purely transactional: that are zero sum games. Real social capital - trust - binds relationships, even through conflict. Mutual back scratching is only skin deep: it moves quickly from back scratching to eye gouging.

It will turn out to have been designed by AI

Sources reporting that Zelensky has called Trump and offered to mediate a peaceful resolution between Musk and himself.

Night of the Long Tweets.

It's weird how so many British Asians who work for Nigel Farage end up hating him. Wonder what it could be about him. It's such a fucking mystery.

Somebody tell Grok, there is a white South African getting massacred

Taking bets on whether Musk will end up being a white man deported to South Africa

Musk right now...

Men are too emotional to use social media

Those White South African 'refugees' looking at E. Musk right now ...

"I think we have a bias as people coming from the tech industry where we worked at companies, you know, such as Google, Facebook, these companies that have plenty of money, are funded by investors and have lots of people kind of sitting around doing nothing." www.npr.org/2025/06/02/n...

very fun to read frederick douglass accurately describe the problem with the pardon power in 1867

Just writing a paper about this pair, Thomas Dawodu and Ferdinand Leigh, the first Africans to train at Kew Gardens. Come hear their remarkable story at Gardens & Empires conference, British Library, June 27-8, & online: events.bl.uk/events/garde... @sathnam.bsky.social @eicathomefinn.bsky.social ‬

Big fan of this definition of "white British" that excludes the King

Thankyou ❤️

Contributed to this piece on music in @thetimes.com www.thetimes.com/culture/musi...

My novel *Rabbits* is out today in paperback. On the EXTREMELY RARE and ENTIRELY BAFFLING chance you haven't bought it already, I reckon you definitely should now. Right? Here are some of the lovely things other readers have said about it over the last year...

Cunning of Trump. By pushing for an intolerably high 5% of GDP commitment from Nato allies, he: 1) Sets the scene for the USA to flounce out of the alliance when the commitment isn't met 2) Destabilises competitor economies by imposing a massive drain on them 3) Creates political chaos everywhere

Trump's assault on universities is sinking global interest in American degrees • Weekly internet page views of US university courses halved between January 5th and end of April • Traffic on webpages of US courses stands well below levels registered during covid-19 pandemic

What an extraordinary, beautiful thing. Sometimes the only sensible response to scientific discovery is wonderment and awe.

Bill Bryson's Notes on a Small Island perfectly capture's pre-GPS life in the UK

Winston Churchill would fail this definition of “white British”

Wallet inspector's failure to return with wallet raises doubts about his sincerity

This thread is so depressing

Rowan Williams reviews Peter Watson. 'Sanghera’s discussion of the imperial legacy is characterised as “extreme” and then praised later (rightly, I think) as “a good example of the way forward” in maintaining... awareness of the... moral tangles of imperial history.' www.ft.com/content/322e...

Incredibly, it still remains the main outlet for British politicians. They seem to have no idea that they're sowing the seeds of their own demise.

Absolutely hilarious to discover that I - born and spent 43 years in the UK, Cambridge, civil service, spent the weekend watching cricket - am not considered white British by these maniacs.

Marriage Material is on for a few weeks at @lyrichammersmith and @therepbirmingham sathnam.com/events

Ah yes, nonprofessional opinion written by AI, definitely what I want to see in a premium news outlet

Just throw me into Mount Etna already

Me, staring at a blank page in Word. Oxford, MS. Auct. T. inf. 2. 7, 12th century

Made the mistake of going into bat on Twitter against the Jenrick and Cummings crowd - forgetting that you’d all left me there. Needless to say I’m now being called a ‘bird’ by someone called ‘Don Gargantuan’ & being told lawyers should be tried for treason by some blokes who seem to like flags.

If you’re going to quote Cecil Rhodes’s Confession of Faith & 1877 will, I think you should probably acknowledge that they comprise not a selfless vision for humanity but an explicitly racist call for Anglo-Saxon global domination via a secret society. Read here: pages.uoregon.edu/kimball/Rhod...

If there's anyone out there who doesn't think that we're drifting towards full Trumpism in British government at the next election, my morale is low enough to hear their reasoning. All ears.

"It's impossible to imagine Xi agreeing to sit down for one of Trump’s reality TV Oval Office specials. That crapshoot has done real harm to Zelenskyy and South Africa’s Ramaphosa. Xi will never agree to run that gauntlet." Me on why Trump could go any way on China. www.ft.com/content/d64c...