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TIL: When the Original Star Wars Trilogy finally aired on Chilean TV in 2003, the network spliced custom beer commercials into the films themselves to avoid cutting to commercial breaks. these additional scenes turn Obi-Wan & Luke into raging space alcoholics who are constantly shotgunning booze.

They put Old Needle Dick in Fortnite

Reposting this for no particular reason

Ross "Dread Pirate Roberts" Ulbricht

Why does every USB device in the world decide that it should be the default microphone input EXCEPT for microphones

Perhaps the Gamers are alright

My boyfriend got me this unofficial (I know, it's a shock this wasn't official merch) Simpsons t-shirt for our first Christmas as a couple and it's honestly the worst thing I've ever been given. I get angry every time I think about it.

The reason Civ 7 sucks is because they didn't have Luigi around to fix it

kinda insane how Luigi is just a prolific troubleshooter

I had this idea stuck in my head

Hi I'm the guy at Google who decided that the graph you pasted into Docs should have a border width of 0

White people don't say "I'm happy" anymore they say "That tickled my dopamine receptors"

Is this a testament to the unsustainability of Live Service? That even one of the biggest success stories in recent years couldn't afford its most crucial team members? Or a testament to the contempt corporations hold for its artists? Heck, why not both.

Another example of Schrödinger’s leftist: so marginal as to deserve no electoral pandering nor voice in opinion pages, so ubiquitous and powerful as to be able to change the course of history with a suffix

"Maybe now that Overwatch has real competition they'll be forced to make good decisions again" OW: "We're making highly demanded changes and adding new features inspired by the stuff you love from other games" "Wow Overwatch is cooked. Nobody asked for this"

I'm very happy that Overwatch is bringing back Loot Boxes. Even if they only end up containing Credit cosmetics, it's an infinitely better system of distributing large quantities of cosmetics than what we currently have.

This is 3/4 of the way towards 10K signatures and being guaranteed a response. But the real goal is 100K, and being debated in Parliament. Politicians bully and monster trans people because they believe them so small a group that voters won’t care in numbers that matter. Let’s prove them wrong.

Can't believe the amount of heat we used to get for downloading an mp3 when every tech company is downloading the sum total of human expression to sell a scromited version back to us

Foreman: Maybe it’s sarcoidosis? House: Treat the patient for sarcoidosis. Foreman (to patient): We’re treating you for sarcoidosis. Blood starts shooting out of the patient’s eyes and ass at the same time. The music gets dramatic. Foreman: You don’t have sarcoidosis…

Just a brief history of "Horizon Worlds": -Facebook rebrands as Meta in 2021 to promote the Metaverse -Doesn't make a dent in HW usage -Meta loses $10 BILLION in 2022 on Metaverse development -Doesn't make a dent in HW usage -Meta pivots away from the Metaverse -Expects HW usage to skyrocket???

No! NO!

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It's so messed up that Muk of all Pokemon has the coolest regional variant

Warner Bros. to Multiversus:

Live Service and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

Does anyone else miss when you could buy multiplayer games for one upfront fee and their existence wasn't contingent on whether enough people bought "Marceline with a Hat" for $30?

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

The most terrifying words in the English language are: "I'm from the Government, and I'm here to be really weird and evil."

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Throwing items at people in Hitman

I truly don't care when celebs launch an obvious scam cryptocurrency. I know stupid people need be protected, but if you're still falling for Dean Norris Coin after a million other rug pulls, maybe Dean Norris does deserve that money more than you.