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I'm reminded of this classic SNL skit from 1979:
Mommy: Oh, Honey, slow down!
Daddy: You know I can’t slow down! Daddy’s gotta go to the bathroom!
Daughter: Well, can’t we stop at a gas station?!
Daddy: No, no, no, no, no! Daddy can only go at home – you know that!
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Nothing a few gallons of bronzer can't cover up.
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"Also, Jenny pulled his hair in 2nd grade and he still doesn't talk to her, and neither do I, not even when I grabbed her by the..."
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One thing we (should have) learned from the pandemic, is that network quality broadcasting can be done from a home studio, and can be delivered over the public internet.
Some enterprising souls should step up, and fill the void of honest, non-partisan journalism.
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Agreed, but it sure looks suspicious, especially the passports.
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She can't be forced to testify against her spouse, but she should be charged with accessory after the fact. "Oh, just out for a Sunday drive, with a gun, ammo, cash and passport of my fugitive husband!"
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One of these things is not like the others.
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♫ I'm forever blowing bubbles ♫
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No irony was lost on "Fortunate Son".
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Has anybody checked Tom Emmer's basement? Because he advocated violence against Nancy Pelosi in the days before the attempted assassination that led to her husband's assault in their home.
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Like modern day highwaymen.
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"I'm a big boy now! I've graduated to pull-ups!"
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No mention of his flammable breath?
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Just distract him with some biscuits and gravy.
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It always struck me how much of a military fetish Brian Williams had. He was an otherwise excellent newsman, but he would get all misty at the site of anything that goes boom or swoosh. I'm glad we'll be spared that embarrassment this time.
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All the cool dictators are holding long copper rods over their heads. You don't want to be left out, do you?
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"Señor Quickdraw, this some bullsheet, I theen."
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To be fair, it was likely the first time he's ever been invited to a picnic.
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Because, like most tough talkers, he's a giant pussy.
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I guess Trump loves inflation and empty store shelves.
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She's a fine girl.
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Probably a better choice than To Live and Die in LA. Although Willem Dafoe's performance is riveting, and the soundtrack by Wang Chung is lit. Another time, perhaps.
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It would be nice if a huge act, like Taylor Swift or U2, had a simultaneous televised concert, because there is going to be wall to wall coverage of this shit show. It'd be nice to give people something else to watch, and dwarf his ratings.
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"They're taking up funding that needs to be diverted to my for-profit parochial charter school!"
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"That bitch better not have been holding out on me!"
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I think that is my favorite of all of his songs. Like Clapton, I have immense respect for his musicianship, but I was so disappointed to learn of his extreme right-wing politics. Money changes people, I guess. I won't stop listening to and appreciating his art, though.
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Torchy is here to help.
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"Sir, that violates the prime directive!"
"I know, but do you want to listen to any more of this douchebag?"
"I'm arming the inside-out ray now."
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He should just have the troops quarter in people's homes. Has he thought of that? /s
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Sports, sports, sports. That's all they talk about in there. They shout me down every time I try to change the subject to software development. They're only hurting themselves.
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I'd rather have an immigrant for a neighbor than a Trump supporter.
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Take it out of Elon's bank account. He wanted this, he paid for this, now he owns it, and the bill is due.
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Or Mexico.
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"Are you kidding me?! Only a moron would pick up that chump's money... ah, sir."
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Because the politicians are afraid of their own fascist cops?
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He's implying the people they are rounding up are less than human, and then has the temerity to call out elected officials by name, as if he doesn't know what stochastic terrorism is.
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Not an actual piece of uniform clothing among them, other than ballistic vests. Who are these guys?
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What a cry for help might look like.
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This court is beyond corrupt.
1) What possible harm is caused to DOGE being blocked while the trial continues?
2) What possible harm is irreparably caused by letting them continue while the case progresses?
3) Why is this hard for them?
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Live the typical pre-Reagan lifestyle?
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I have a solution, in the form of 'The Lottery', a la Shirley Jackson. But rather than a random selection, the "winner" will be that year's person of the highest net worth.
They can try to escape their fate by transferring wealth into the general fund, but none will know how much the others gave.
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So he's giving up his congressional pension, then?
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Then they should be impounded for the duration of an investigation. Rental car companies need to be held to account if they are leasing vehicles to be used in kidnapping, just as they would if they were being used in a smash and grab or bank robbery.
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Not to mention a reading level higher than "One Fish, Two Fish".
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All credit belongs to Lauren Garfinkel.
www.theatlantic.com/entertainmen...
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Works for me.
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St. Paul's High Bridge and Cathedral
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Please do elaborate, Elon.
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"Why, some of these servers don't even have screens at all!"