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Apple invented diarrhea?

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

If you have a job where you wear a shirt with your name on the back (eg pro athlete), you’re a god. But if you have a job where you wear a shirt with your name on the front (eg sandwich artist), you’re a piece of shit. Makes u think.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

This is so funny and ex-spouse-y. Trump has all the money in the world, why would he “sell” it? It’s like me taking the time to sell a pair of socks that don’t fit.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo

submitted 10 days ago • 70 comments

submitted 9 days ago • 86 comments

today

submitted 10 days ago • 91 comments

Big balls showing up at work tomorrow:

submitted 10 days ago • 76 comments

More like “BADman”!

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Working on a big car project with lots of tasks I’ve never done before. “Lion Rumpus” by @mogwai.scot has been my “victory” track when I succeed at something.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

The racist N word lady who's back in the spotlight thanks to Piers Morgan actually got pranked last year so badly by Not Even A Show that she stopped posting for awhile

submitted 37 days ago • 19 comments

Christians' bemoaning of "suicidal empathy" is so crazy to me. Like, isn't "suicidal empathy" the exactly model of behavior Jesus displayed?

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.

submitted 44 days ago • 128 comments

April 28, 2025: Migrants are making SOS signs out of their bodies so drones can see them at our country's concentration camps.

submitted 46 days ago • 794 comments

My fertility drops dramatically every time I hear his voice.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

*Come Together Voice* He fuck, custom sofa he kill, holy father He get, mocked in Greenland he is, owned on Twitter He was, picked so no one would kill the prez What the fuck is up with the shape of his head? Come together, right now, blame JD

submitted 55 days ago • 12 comments

Tired of hearing about brief stints, where are all the long-ass stints at?

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

BUY AN OLD MUSTANG OR ALFA OR TRIUMPH AND LEARN HOW TO TURN A WRENCH AND DEAL WITH UNASSISTED STEERING AND A MANUAL GEARBOX ON A BACK ROAD AND STOP HATING ON TRANS KIDS AND VENEZUELANS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET A LIFE

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

Man films and confronts two suspected undercover ICE officers (potentially NYPD) after they racially profiled and handcuffed a random civilian. Keep doing this shit. Make these fuckers famous. Make all police and immigration officers fear having their faces known to the masses.

submitted 61 days ago • 215 comments

Dwayne “The Rock Johnson”

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

TL synchronicity

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

My side hustle as a photographer for Getty Images specializing in photos of stock traders on the brink of a mental breakdown is finally starting to pay off

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Never thought it could happen, but Elon finally managed to do something legitimately funny

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Reading the newest print Onion with my 12yo. 20 year old me would approve. Thanks @bencollins.bsky.social

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Free speech, my ass

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments