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If you have a job where you wear a shirt with your name on the back (eg pro athlete), you’re a god. But if you have a job where you wear a shirt with your name on the front (eg sandwich artist), you’re a piece of shit. Makes u think.

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This is so funny and ex-spouse-y. Trump has all the money in the world, why would he “sell” it? It’s like me taking the time to sell a pair of socks that don’t fit.

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groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo

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today

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Big balls showing up at work tomorrow:

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More like “BADman”!

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Working on a big car project with lots of tasks I’ve never done before. “Lion Rumpus” by @mogwai.scot has been my “victory” track when I succeed at something.

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The racist N word lady who's back in the spotlight thanks to Piers Morgan actually got pranked last year so badly by Not Even A Show that she stopped posting for awhile

submitted 30 days ago • 19 comments

Christians' bemoaning of "suicidal empathy" is so crazy to me. Like, isn't "suicidal empathy" the exactly model of behavior Jesus displayed?

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Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.

submitted 37 days ago • 128 comments

April 28, 2025: Migrants are making SOS signs out of their bodies so drones can see them at our country's concentration camps.

submitted 39 days ago • 794 comments

My fertility drops dramatically every time I hear his voice.

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*Come Together Voice* He fuck, custom sofa he kill, holy father He get, mocked in Greenland he is, owned on Twitter He was, picked so no one would kill the prez What the fuck is up with the shape of his head? Come together, right now, blame JD

submitted 48 days ago • 12 comments

Tired of hearing about brief stints, where are all the long-ass stints at?

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BUY AN OLD MUSTANG OR ALFA OR TRIUMPH AND LEARN HOW TO TURN A WRENCH AND DEAL WITH UNASSISTED STEERING AND A MANUAL GEARBOX ON A BACK ROAD AND STOP HATING ON TRANS KIDS AND VENEZUELANS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET A LIFE

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Man films and confronts two suspected undercover ICE officers (potentially NYPD) after they racially profiled and handcuffed a random civilian. Keep doing this shit. Make these fuckers famous. Make all police and immigration officers fear having their faces known to the masses.

submitted 54 days ago • 216 comments

Dwayne “The Rock Johnson”

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TL synchronicity

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My side hustle as a photographer for Getty Images specializing in photos of stock traders on the brink of a mental breakdown is finally starting to pay off

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Never thought it could happen, but Elon finally managed to do something legitimately funny

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Reading the newest print Onion with my 12yo. 20 year old me would approve. Thanks @bencollins.bsky.social

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Free speech, my ass

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If a man with a “Jr.” at the end of his name marries someone and they take his last name, they also need the “Jr.” at the end. Dale Earnhardt Jr.’s wife should be called “Amy Earnhardt Jr.”

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