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Failing anaesthetist / ICU - now in Registrar flavour. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇳. 🧠🌶️ 🏳‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ ;
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I don't like to be rude about my colleagues, but I hope this consultant's teicoplanin is always full of bubbles

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Now I've not read Frankenstein in a while, but I know I thing or two about creating a monster. I can hear my 4yo singing K-pop to himself while sitting on the toilet. What have I done?

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Update: my consultant is asleep. Not joking.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

God anaesthesia is so BORING. How did we end up here?

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

Used this at work today, and taught someone else!

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

Walking through a shit bit of town after a shit week of shit on-calls. I hope I don't get mugged before I've finished my chips, they're basically all I've got at this point.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

4yo has discovered Andy's various nature series on BBC, and seems to be completely in love with Jen.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Bought a new bath mat a week ago (without being told to), and the Mrs hasn't commented on it. I think that means we smashed it lads.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Arterial trauma is a rare, but potentially life-threatening complication of central venous catheter insertion. In this interrogation of two national databases of incident reports, outcomes included: • stroke (10%) • death (4%) #AnSky #MedSky https://doi.org/10.1111/anae.16570

submitted 101 days ago • 3 comments

Both my sons grandfathers get super uncomfortable when he asks them to read to him. Was that generation's masculinity really so fragile that the idea of reading to a 4 year old threatens you?

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

Wife: If I ever need to explain you to someone I'm just going to send them this picture...

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Does anyone have a recommendation for where to get IV iron in London?

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

My parents announcing they were expecting me:

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments