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schistosomnia.bsky.social
Failing anaesthetist / ICU - now in Registrar flavour. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇳. 🧠🌶️ 🏳‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ ;
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Palliative care
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I am trying my best not to deliberately misunderstand
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An anaesthetist's shoe
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"Where do you feel like a local?" was how someone put the question to me once. 35 years old and the answer is still "nowhere, really".
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Ugh I must be the world's best anaesthetist
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ENCORE TRICOLEUR DEUX, NOUVELLE EDITION
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Yay thanks
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📌
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Can you do cipro and tendon rupture?
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I'm on an unbeaten streak of 1
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Oh no no no
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Agreed, give me cunk all day
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Double chepsis!
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Well I guess this is it - if I'm relying on an x-ray I'm asking for trouble
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STOP TRYING TO WALK IT IN. My PTSD is flaring up
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I often wonder if I would recognise arterial cannulation on a chest x-ray...
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Inquiry complete
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I got surfshark in a black Friday deal - it's fine, nothing special. Depends as well what you want to use it for too, they don't all allow "port-forwarding"
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Who's that Pokémon?!
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I had the great idea that I would self-host collabora once, and probably spent longer trying to get collaborators to use it than actually writing anything
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Ding ding ding!
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🤣
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Put some gloves on bro
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What would be your ideal solution?
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My last trust didn't give you word, or allow you to install libreoffice 👍
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Boke
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Someone had to be the first human to invent the wheel
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Uhh, duh?
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You have to insert and remove the same catheter 3 times or it doesn't work (3 in, 3 out)
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(Perhaps I wasn't clear above - I meant if there's a discrepancy between the two methods, does it matter which one I believe is "true", either way I've got a severe metabolic acidosis which needs urgent management)
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That makes sense... but I don't know what I would *do* differently. Either way I'm treating the cause, maybe giving bicarb, trying not to interfere with the respiratory alkalosis
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How do you feel about the base excess?
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Not to mention the discrepancy from the pCO2, which the POC machine compensates for.
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I agree - if the bicarb is 2 vs 4 (or even 10), does it really make a difference?
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I for one think £5.50 for a sandwich which extracts all the moisture from your body to be excellent value
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Our local protocol is to send urine sodium and osm and never look at the result