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Berries are ripening

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Due to the circumstances,

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Stressed out? Unable to cope? Try eating two (2) very large pickles! Ask your doctor today if eating two very large pickles is right for you.

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This is who runs this account

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The cowboy hat picture was taken across the street from my church and now there’s rumors of nuclear war and I’m running out of room to stress garden

submitted 8 hours ago • 5 comments

the existence of marathon runners is proof enough to me that the universe is not all in my head my brain could never create something so perverse as people running for fun

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

Pea-sized hail in 55422 thirty minutes ago

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I got a fancy coffee maker for Father’s Day and it doesn’t work

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the cranberries - no need to argue

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Decided to maybe spend some time on the front

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Here is my favorite old long lines tower

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I don’t have any strong opinions nor knowledge about the origins of Father’s Day but I assume it went something like “oh, you want a Mother’s Day? When is Father’s Day” and it is hard to get super excited about being in that club

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Happy father days

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The Full House theme will not exit my brain

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Turns out using so much MSG in the meatloaf was an excellent call

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All the credit that Tim Walz got as a VP candidate for good stuff that Minnesota has done? Melissa Hortman (and a bunch of other women) led the hard fight to get bills on his desk and make it politically safe for him to sign.

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I’m upset

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

we don’t need this

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Please join me in welcoming our newest future broken vapor-compression refrigeration system to the family

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