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I wonder which cabinet position Jimmy Cooper would have now if he was a real person

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It’s not an immediate no

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

Berries are ripening

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Due to the circumstances,

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Stressed out? Unable to cope? Try eating two (2) very large pickles! Ask your doctor today if eating two very large pickles is right for you.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

This is who runs this account

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The cowboy hat picture was taken across the street from my church and now there’s rumors of nuclear war and I’m running out of room to stress garden

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

the existence of marathon runners is proof enough to me that the universe is not all in my head my brain could never create something so perverse as people running for fun

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Pea-sized hail in 55422 thirty minutes ago

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

I got a fancy coffee maker for Father’s Day and it doesn’t work

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

the cranberries - no need to argue

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Decided to maybe spend some time on the front

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Here is my favorite old long lines tower

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

I don’t have any strong opinions nor knowledge about the origins of Father’s Day but I assume it went something like “oh, you want a Mother’s Day? When is Father’s Day” and it is hard to get super excited about being in that club

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Happy father days

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment