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🏳️‍🌈 / 🚴/ 🏙️ / 👨‍💻 / DC Coder, cyclist, urbanist. He/They 🐘: xoxo.zone/@schmod

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So, I was replacing our toilet seat, and while unscrewing the nuts that held it on, I noticed this sticker for the first time..... PAPYRUS

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Kudos to the USPS mailman who is just trying to deliver the mail on 14th St NW while the WorldPride parade happens all around him. Absolute legend.

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I'm actually a little surprised that buying a presidency turned out to be an even worse investment than buying Twitter.

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The Georgetown Coalition for Public Spaces paid to promote an Instagram post, calling for removing the sidewalk extensions from M Street. Who has that kind of money? (Well, Georgetown busybodies, ofc.)

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

I'm getting Instagram ads paid for by a group that wants the sidewalks on M St in Georgetown #dc to be smaller What the actual....

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Deporting a gay man to Russia is beyond horrific, and yet this admin is happy to do it. And the verbal abuse he describes is abhorrent; and not new. Guards at detention centers, jails, and prisons get away with crap like this all the time. It’s appalling, it’s not new under Trump, just worse now.

submitted 8 days ago • 50 comments

I would legit die for this woman.

submitted 10 days ago • 172 comments

🐞

submitted 78 days ago • 128 comments

BORING: Gin and Tonic EXCITING: Gin or Tonic

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The Republican budget plan will clearly increase homelessness and public misery, which will then be blamed on the leaders of big cities. This is an old game.

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

People keep asking why The Onion is doing well right now, and it's simply because we just refuse to kowtow. I cannot stress enough how good it is for your business and your soul be strong and even fun in the face of the ongoing horror and bullshit. www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...

submitted 20 days ago • 83 comments

Sickos: Yes... ha ha ha... yes

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

The photos taken by the broken Street View camera driving through the Lincoln Tunnel go hard.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

IDEA: Little Free Library, but for umbrellas

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Good morning. Please enjoy this DC-shaped puddle I saw on my way to work this morning.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? Me, a software engineer: I suspect it's CSS margin collapse. I'd update to use flex and justify-content:space-evenly but I know you recruiters trust Outlook as a renderer.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

hey can you come back later, i'm defragging my tulip fields

submitted 42 days ago • 28 comments

It remains absolutely wild to me that DC collectively puts up with Police Week. It's super unpopular locally!

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Okay, so some of the reports about the safety of DC's waterways are overblown (I've inadvertently ended up in both the Potomac and Anacostia, and lived to tell the tale). However, I absolutely would not take my family swimming directly downstream of four active sewer outflow points.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Finally got a picture of the Brat thrift store

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Inexplicably, it is easier (and cheaper) to buy a new (and actively supported!) MCA sound card for your IBM PS/2 in 2025 than it was in 1993. texelec.com/product/reso...

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

sorry guys i can’t stick to a coherent Brand because i’m coming of age rn. literally bildungsromaning. been spending a lot of time standing on precipices, forming opinions, perceiving symbolism and “glowering” about it, if you catch my drift.

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thanks, usbguard documentation, this is exactly what i was looking for in the way of job security

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

I love making the silliest stuff

submitted 40 days ago • 27 comments

intently watching this video while the sound of horses and siege engines grows louder

submitted 62 days ago • 2 comments

Spotify option to gatekeep music

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.

submitted 37 days ago • 128 comments

Never forget what they took from you

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

No kings

submitted 38 days ago • 43 comments

SILENCE, PELICAN

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

Every factory on earth, except those located in the United States, can get the inputs they need from China, without paying an additional 145 percent markup.

submitted 42 days ago • 136 comments