schwindter.bsky.social
writer of television &c.
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can't wait to explain to my family that the robot swatted me after i threatened its non-existent grandma
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those sobe bottles were pricey!
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even cats know food just tastes better outside!
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college football is my Problematic Fave but you could not pay me any amount of money to spend time with any successful college football coach
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"guy not in charge of anything has cancer" okay????
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i remember when processing large data sets was just called "machine learning"
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i can't believe we're actually going to have to do a butlerian jihad
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where's my medal for being so BRAVE
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no! nO! you can't do that without my white husband's permission!
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would you believe i had just seen this mere minutes before seeing the fucking linkedin thing? starting the day off real wrong
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this is my most normie, view-from-nowhere, gen-x-man journalist opinion: get that marketing shit out of the journalism school what the fuck
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northwestern's journalism school having an "integrated marketing communications" program was the canary in the coal mine
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similar to this shit is "i need 100g of protein a day" no you don't. charlie brown didn't have hoes
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i would simply die of shame
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all i want in life is to write a line as memorable as "i do NOT have puppet cancer!"
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seeing how much housing Chicago has built compared to New York it’s like oh no wonder rents are less there
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this is almost as horrifying as a massive self-storage building going up in the middle of Astoria, maybe the actual biggest most insane waste of space I’ve ever seen
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sounds like it's time for a real estate investment in burbank!
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no thought for biology, anatomy, ecology, evolution. just "uhhhhh i made a peacock snail"
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*end of vince mcmahon meme* using AI to communicate with other human beings, the foundation of genuine connection, is the end stage of a society where connection is seen as "cringe"
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i know not every movie can be How to Blow Up a Pipeline but "this villain has some good points but they're just too EXTREME" feels so cowardly in this day and age
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i think you just re-created season 1 of The Terror