sclayworth.bsky.social
Amateur astronomer, photographer, once in a while a writer.
Atheist on Monday, Wednesday, Friday. Agnostic on Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday. Pantheist on Sunday.
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You could haul a lot of guitars in that.
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Looks like the brain eating worm he had died of starvation.
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For a long time, I thought Standard and Poor (of the S&P 500) was a judgement on the quality of the companies.
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Couldn't get it all in her bra.
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Larval form of a bookie. :)
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Well, we know where the real boobs are.
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I remember my wife said she was told to learn to keypunch, because that way she'd always have a job.
A few things I've learned: All jobs are temporary. Always have been.
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Wonder what Hegseth was drinking during the texts.
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Let's just do a Molly Ivins: "If his IQ slips any lower, we’ll have to water him twice a day.”
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I once heard teenage sex described as when the hand is on the thingamajig and is in the thingamajig but the thingamajig is never in the thingamajig.
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Sort of like when John Boehner was Speaker of the House. He's probably sitting back with some bourbon on the rocks going "Look at what the fuck they're doing now."
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Sharpening a pencil at school with the hand cranked sharpener fastened to the wall.
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"The Man Who Was Too Lazy To Fail" From Time Enough For Love.
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Always be willing to share your French fries.
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What, no Nutella?
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So does having it in a church mean that saying grace may be regarded as being tacitly assumed already? :)
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For me, it's not so much physical appearance (even though it can be striking) but hearing them speak and realizing that the way they talk reflects the way they think, and suddenly I'm in a momentary infatuation for a little bit.
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Promising unicorns that fart rainbows is good politics, but it doesn't get houses built in cities with restrictive zoning laws.
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I've been around a while and I know that today is small beans compared to 1861. Or 1929. Or 1941. Or 1968.
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Sometimes I think people are just too stuck in the present. Everything here and now is the worst it's ever been, and it's never gonna get any better. The idea that "current events" will soon be history means nothing to them.
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A handballer had a lustrous phallus...
Okay I started the limerick.
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What I heard: average one star per 20 cubic light years, even in the center of our galaxy. Doesn't mean that spiral arms can't be disrupted and fling some far away.
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Sort of like Pascal's Wager, but only to bet on the Devil.
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I saw one that had been painted white today.
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It was personally interesting to me because the shoot was done in Houston. Going to work on the bus I could see the bullet holes and craters applied to downtown Houston buildings.
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It was glued with dark matter.
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"I won't vote for Hitler. I'm voting for Hermann Goering."
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A new unit of measure:WPP - Words Per Pie
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ROUGE ONE could have been a chapter in FOUNDATION. Or a James Blush novel.
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I think in the interest of fairness, they should have brought Richard Dawkins into the chat.
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Good tip! I can't believe how often I drop a word. Or write one twice.
I'll remember this.
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This is The Book of Face. And the Gram of Insta. And the Weave of Threads. YOU CANNOT HAVE AN ELECTION WITHOUT US!
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If those are the onions, I'd hate to see the size of the liver.