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Brit back from California. Reformed Advertising veteran. Accredited coach. Voted Sexiest Man in Media 2000. Doesn’t like to bring it up. YNWA
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It’s lunchtime in CA and afternoon on the East Coast. There’s hours of this to come.

Just had a sniff around X. Nasty. Violent. Largely populated by misogynists and case-studies in denial. The latter fuelled by the current feud between their broken Gods. Like Godzilla vs. Kong if they were on class A drugs and were appalling cunts.

What you’re missing…

Might go back on X and unblock Elon just for the giggles. Hell hath no fury like a nepo billionaire narcissist scorned. Bring popcorn.

Facebook commenters. 😑 We’re doomed.

Chair, cushion, cat combo. Where one starts and the other ends is anyone’s guess.

It only takes one Mars Bar to stop a pool party.

The first 30 mins of The Butterfly Effect. Wow. Different times.

Lager and Lime in the sun. Like ham, egg and chips. Every time you have it you can’t remember why you ever stopped having it all the time cos it’s great. Another year passes…

Dunelm car park in the pissing rain. San Francisco this is not.

Has Nick Clegg ever been on the right side of an argument? If you look up venal in the dictionary, it’s just a picture of him.

Any builders out there looking for a USP, try: Turning up when you say you will. Pretty much unused by any of your competition and a guaranteed crowd pleaser. You can have that. Give it a go. 👍

Against my principles I went to the Brewdog complex in Waterloo to watch the football with (mostly media) pals. All I can say is that if that had existed in the 90s / 00s, every media leaving do would have been there based purely on the fact that all the toilets are lockable cubicles. 😐

I’m having trouble understanding those intelligent enough to realise what’s happening in the US is bad, yet seem hell bent on voting for the same thing here, like it’s different. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Had a vivid dream I was back in San Francisco. Woke up and I wasn’t. Took a while for the brain to catch up. 😵‍💫

Sunderland. Wow!

Just remember that when you leave a corporate job, absolutely everything that kept you awake, you missed family occasions for, the bullshit politics - they are all immediately irrelevant. None of it matters. No one gives a fuck. You’re free. Remember that. (Ideally before you leave).

The start to Final Destination 2 is up there.

I loved living in a country 🇺🇸 where the supposed liberals in power were so ineffectual that fascists got in, that I’m going to do it again. 🇬🇧 Yay!

Bought myself a set of Japanese kitchen knives as a treat for my return. Cut myself 3 times already. Lethal.

Who the fuck is the presenter on Paramount? She can barely speak English. She’s English too.

Always thought Mount was over-rated but Utd have ruined him.

Words I’ve rarely said together. Come on Spurs!

Hundreds of buttons on my new microwave. Use 4. Increments of 30 seconds / Start, Stop and Open.

I regard extended Indian families at airport security the same way the childless regard infants. Fuck. Here we go.

No. I’m not downloading more US TV streaming apps to my IPad with a US credit card and a VPN for buttons so I have US TV in the UK. How dare you.

Sent an urgent letter priority from California to a building society in the UK. Had a note saying Royal Mail couldn’t deliver. It’s addressed to an office. They went after office hours. “nO one tHERe to sIgN” They’d had it from 10am. Fuck me.

Starmer’s managed to unite the country. Everyone thinks he’s a dick. The left hate him, the centre won’t vote for him again and the right will never vote for him no matter how much he fawns to them. A disaster.

In advertising and marketing?

So much racism out there and blaming immigrants for everything. Voting for Brexit to stop brown and black people coming to the UK was like banning cats to get rid of dogs. Then the lack of cats meant the Govt. brought in more dogs, and then you start blaming the dogs for it. Morons.

Someone wrote on here that a cat that doesn’t puke should be invented. I think about this every day.