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scoops-slinger.bsky.social
♡Daisy Mae-She/her 🏳️‍⚧️ 20 ♡Buckle up, fuckle head ♡World's Greatest Bass Player, America's Favorite White Girl
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put you Crocs in sport mode while you peg me baby

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I can't believe Dr. Topper is a real soda 😭

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

You can care about others and yourself at the same time. Figure it out.

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If there's no due process for deporting someone, you can deport anyone. Stating the obvious here.

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The target ball just called me a faggot

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I fear I'm the weird coworker

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"Violence is never the answer" unless it's cops and the military. "Violence is never the answer" Unless it's a little boy you gave a badge and told to beat up a homeless person.

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Fortnite is so weird cause like why is Sabrina Carpenter killing Bob Belcher

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I love seeing when someone I'm arguing with in a comment section has a mutual follower w me. Come get your bitch, @ Abortion Lee Miller 😭🙏

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I'm just saying, Kash Patel just admitted that there were CIA plants at J6 egging people on, what makes you think there's none in LA?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

The world would be a better place if more politicians killed themselves

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Stop taking DC animated movies off of Max 😭

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LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social

submitted 8 days ago • 2543 comments

Sarah Snook half way to EGOT, the woman that she is 🥰

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

RIP Kurt Cobain you would have loved making short form content to engage the algorithm

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It's about time we get a liberal muff diver for president of these United States

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I need My Friends Call Me Pat to make a video about Trump and Elon so bad

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Canadian cows go "mèu"

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According to UN press secretary, the WHO’s top scientists are currently studying whether or not Men can get pregnant. The WHO’s bottom scientists are quoted as saying - “mmmmfffggg augh augh mmmmfuuuck! Oh fuck! Mmmggjdhmm”

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Bitches dome game so good I call it the John Fitzgerald Kennedy 1964 on the rocks no grass on that knoll when she’s good and done. Yee fucking haw no get over here and jack that ruby

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

For anyone who uses Chat gpt to write essays, emails, ect. How does it feel getting cucked so hard you can’t accomplish menial tasks? Like babes are you ok? Who stepped on you?

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Trixie during Bald and the Beautiful episode: You know what, if you use AI for pretty much anything, fuck you. Trixie during the ad read: You know what diva? Google Gemini has been rubbing my puss raw...

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Conservatives own the libs by dying in wars started by capitalism in decay

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@markhamillofficial.bsky.social my wife is being mean to me :(

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My friends and I were watching this Hulu documentary about Nigerian scammers and we're using this guy's Vietnam picture as a reaction image now

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At the milenial hoe's house hitting it doggo style

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Mad Libs in 2015: John Cena threw the SLIMEY football right at the silly police officer!!! Mad Libs in 2025: Those aren't my pronouns!!! 🤬🖕 😂😂😂

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Every book these days is called "A Pants of Piss and Shit" or "The Smallest Hours of Our Lives"

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

The shits I take don't belong in gendered bathrooms

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

2 drinks in: JFK impression 4 drinks in: Obama impression 6 drinks in: involuntarily talking 2024 Biden 8+ drinks: RFK Jr.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Some activities in your room just aren't suited for the vibey lamps and require you to turn on The Big Light™️.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I hate when my pee smells like coffee

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

My music marketing professor is trying to convince us that The Beatle's main audience is men over the age of 50... those British twinks would be NOTHING without teenage girls.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Bartees the Strange in Chicago @barteesstrange.bsky.social

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Diva down!!!

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

So many people following me but no one liking my tweets smh fake fans

submitted 172 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry, I can't eat that, I'm bottoming tonight :3

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I love saying the word faggot in front of straight people to see the mixed reactions

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Being trans is full of these small things that seem insignificant, but no exaggeration saved my life. I love being Daisy Mae.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I've probably spent over a thousand dollars on Phoebe Bridgers

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Me when my brain tells me to have the same coping mechanisms I did when I was 16 because I'm staying with my family for the summer (parents won't stop rage baiting me)

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Glupp my shitto life

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Dodging cum shots at the orgy like a soldier crawling up the beach on D-Day

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Found cancer AND no happy ending #WorstProstateExamEVER !!!

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Easy way to piss off the early birds: mow your lawn at 9PM. "Wahhh wahhh I'm trying to sleep 😢😢😢" Well so was I when yo dumbass woke me up, Greg. 🖕🖕

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments