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♡Daisy Mae-She/her 🏳️‍⚧️ 20 ♡Buckle up, fuckle head ♡World's Greatest Bass Player, America's Favorite White Girl
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Elon speaks street

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There always seems to be an ironic Trump tweet from 2011 for everything he's doing rn

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Interesting that Carpenter Pants exist when the 2 most famous carpenters I can think of (Sabrina and Jesus) don't wear pants...

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Why does Nathan Yahoo keep bombing shit

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put you Crocs in sport mode while you peg me baby

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I can't believe Dr. Topper is a real soda 😭

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

You can care about others and yourself at the same time. Figure it out.

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If there's no due process for deporting someone, you can deport anyone. Stating the obvious here.

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The target ball just called me a faggot

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I fear I'm the weird coworker

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"Violence is never the answer" unless it's cops and the military. "Violence is never the answer" Unless it's a little boy you gave a badge and told to beat up a homeless person.

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Fortnite is so weird cause like why is Sabrina Carpenter killing Bob Belcher

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I love seeing when someone I'm arguing with in a comment section has a mutual follower w me. Come get your bitch, @ Abortion Lee Miller 😭🙏

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I'm just saying, Kash Patel just admitted that there were CIA plants at J6 egging people on, what makes you think there's none in LA?

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The world would be a better place if more politicians killed themselves

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Stop taking DC animated movies off of Max 😭

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LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social

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Sarah Snook half way to EGOT, the woman that she is 🥰

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RIP Kurt Cobain you would have loved making short form content to engage the algorithm

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It's about time we get a liberal muff diver for president of these United States

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I need My Friends Call Me Pat to make a video about Trump and Elon so bad

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Canadian cows go "mèu"

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According to UN press secretary, the WHO’s top scientists are currently studying whether or not Men can get pregnant. The WHO’s bottom scientists are quoted as saying - “mmmmfffggg augh augh mmmmfuuuck! Oh fuck! Mmmggjdhmm”

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Bitches dome game so good I call it the John Fitzgerald Kennedy 1964 on the rocks no grass on that knoll when she’s good and done. Yee fucking haw no get over here and jack that ruby

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For anyone who uses Chat gpt to write essays, emails, ect. How does it feel getting cucked so hard you can’t accomplish menial tasks? Like babes are you ok? Who stepped on you?

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Trixie during Bald and the Beautiful episode: You know what, if you use AI for pretty much anything, fuck you. Trixie during the ad read: You know what diva? Google Gemini has been rubbing my puss raw...

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Conservatives own the libs by dying in wars started by capitalism in decay

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@markhamillofficial.bsky.social my wife is being mean to me :(

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My friends and I were watching this Hulu documentary about Nigerian scammers and we're using this guy's Vietnam picture as a reaction image now

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At the milenial hoe's house hitting it doggo style

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Mad Libs in 2015: John Cena threw the SLIMEY football right at the silly police officer!!! Mad Libs in 2025: Those aren't my pronouns!!! 🤬🖕 😂😂😂

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Every book these days is called "A Pants of Piss and Shit" or "The Smallest Hours of Our Lives"

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The shits I take don't belong in gendered bathrooms

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2 drinks in: JFK impression 4 drinks in: Obama impression 6 drinks in: involuntarily talking 2024 Biden 8+ drinks: RFK Jr.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Some activities in your room just aren't suited for the vibey lamps and require you to turn on The Big Light™️.

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I hate when my pee smells like coffee

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My music marketing professor is trying to convince us that The Beatle's main audience is men over the age of 50... those British twinks would be NOTHING without teenage girls.

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Bartees the Strange in Chicago @barteesstrange.bsky.social

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Diva down!!!

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So many people following me but no one liking my tweets smh fake fans

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry, I can't eat that, I'm bottoming tonight :3

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I love saying the word faggot in front of straight people to see the mixed reactions

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Being trans is full of these small things that seem insignificant, but no exaggeration saved my life. I love being Daisy Mae.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I've probably spent over a thousand dollars on Phoebe Bridgers

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Me when my brain tells me to have the same coping mechanisms I did when I was 16 because I'm staying with my family for the summer (parents won't stop rage baiting me)

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Glupp my shitto life

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